Originally Published December 26th 2023 for For Green Fields clients
Not Very Nice
Doping entity INEOS ($) have completed their £1.03 billion purchase of a slice of the tarnished brand.
Ratcliffe ($) and Brailsford ($) bring integrity absence as well as performance enhancing substances.
To help fund this greasy takeover, Ratcliffe intends to make 300 people in Old Trafford hierarchy redundant.
Let's help the shyster - Ten Hag ($), McClaren ($), Colquhoun ($), Hojlund ($), Mount ($), Varane ($), Shaw (S), Van Der Gaag ($), Clegg ($), Owen ($), Brand ($), Gaudino ($), Warburton, Cox, Lazenby, Green, Keij, McCarthy ($) etc etc etc.
If each sacking saves the club £3.4 million then it pays for the takeover.
In this case, it is clear that Ratcliffe is just another asset stripping operation.
Look into Ratcliffe & Brailsford's eyes and try to convince yourself that these feckers are valid sub-custodians.
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Colquhoun is in control of an event that is very trappy if you are outside the Faraday Cage of corruption.
Fortunately we have insiders at the majority of the relevant bookmakers and we have the old Mole Trafford too.
The outcome is entirely controlled by insider trading and the domestic betting volume at least will be very significant as loads of pissed up punters get involved when they would be better advised treating their kids, parents, lovers, friends or pets instead.
We are told that Colly Boy is zooming down from Newcastle to be present at the spectacle.
As one of our Network is in corporate, we might (if we so wish) have a little natter with the plasticated nutter.
Old Trafford is becoming a thieves' den in its entirety.
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