Originally Published December 17th 2023 for For Green Fields clients
Death By Doping
The dreadful cardiac arrest suffered by Luton captain Tom Lockyer was unfortunately timed after our output yesterday on the negative health impacts of doping / performance enhancing substances.
Lockyer suffered a similar heart issue in the Play Off Final versus Coventry City last season.
Unsurprisingly, Lockyer is represented by Wasserman / John Colquhoun and it is worth seeing how this odious reptile deals with such "unfortunate occurrences".
The doping / health continuum has reared its head in Colquhoun's past when Fabrice Muamba collapsed of a cardiac arrest in an FA Cup Quarter Final which ended his career as a footballer.
Colquhoun, having learned the skill from Alastair Campbell (the well known war criminal and alcoholic) chose to gain maximum publicity over this catastrophe as he has this weekend over Lockyer.
It is an evidential input that cardiac arrests are more prone to happen in significant events like Play Off Finals and latter stages of cup competitions.
We suggest very strongly that this is due to doping.
To add to the absurdity, BBC Match Of The Day pretended that commentator Chris Wise had been addressing the incident with Lockyer as it happened.
It was actually added later and finely scripted to suit Colquhoun's narrative.
"Game that near death experience" was the mafia cry.
Maradona clients will have received intercepts relating to discussions undertaken after Lockyer's collapse.
Psychopath with no heart mocks man with dodgy heart.
Meanwhile, as we predicted, NU v Ful was ruined by PGMOL.
But.
Why would Lascelles choose to deliberately elbow Jimenez in the side of the head when the player narrowly escaped death from a fractured skull.
Why wasn't Lascelles red carded for this assault?
Well, that would be because Mr Lascelles is a Wasserman man and Salisbury (the VAR Official) is owned by Colquhoun.
Meanwhile at MC v CP, Guardiola seriously messed up again.
But.
We have been given transcripts and some recordings of Hodgson's behaviour on the touchline.
To mark the final season of Rancid Roy's corrupt career, every week Maradona clients will receive dumps of nearly two decades worth of corruption emanating from Colquhoun's lackey.
Enjoy that thing.
NB The output regarding the PGMOL that we promised today will now be published prior to CP v BHA on Thursday next.
How Corrupt Agents Destruct Integrity
Although by some distance the smallest of the SWUC Cartel of criminalised agencies, Unique sink deep into the mire of corruption.
Matchfixing, getting Toney banned so that Unique client Wilson could have his value increased by going to Qatat, players pouring piss on racegoers at Cheltenham Festival etc etc, Unique do have a certain uniqueness.
One of the most beautiful football entities until recently has been the Bundesliga team Freiburg - I used to live in the town and Christian Streich had created a global hotchpotch of creative football via incredibly slick sabermetrics (not far off the standards set by Bloom at Brighton).
Then Salthouse and Unique arrived.
There are now 10 Freiburg players represented by Unique - Atubolu, Ginter, Gunter, Gulde, Schmidt, Rosenfelder, Keitel, Holer, Weisshaupt and Philipp.
Six of these players are keepers / defenders and three are forwards.
There are also two Stellar clients in the Black Forest.
Freiburg matches have been systemically fixed this season.
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