Some Splendid Affairs From The Twilight Zone

A Selection of Script Originally Published on April 27th / 28th 2024 for For Green Fields clients

The Twilight Zone

At some point in the last seven days, our Universe split on a quantum level into two parallel Universes (as it does all the time in a self-replicating self-similarity sort of way.

There was the original Universe that I thought I was fully immersed in where Ashley Young gave away three penalties and the newspapers were awash with scandal and Attwell & Taylor were both stood down and the game replayed.

And there is the Universe I now evidently inhabit where the match between Everton and Forest hovers in a Twilight Zone - it actually occurred but nobody actually talks about it.

It is an unevent.

Anyway.

In this new Universe everything is just fantastic and Liverpool implode and the Enhanced Games is actually the Premier League.

And nobody cares.

In this Universe you get 4-3 results to order (in Orwellian terms, the 4-3 outcome releases the most pleasure to the masses and is pleasing).

The Multiverse might be the solution to the issue of PGMOL authenticity - as Stockley Park desperately seeks some footage that can be used, the stadium could display - VAR - Looking at a Foul in Parallel Universe 29454-31C from the 37th minute of some game.

And everybody can groan and applaud and, most importantly, bet.

The carcinogenic asset stripping of football continues apace.

Hooper and Bankes aren't exactly the most equitable PGMOL selections.

If Forest score, the EPL should release the lions or the chariots or something.

That would be good.

That would shake off this melancholic inertia as you watch your sport sink and sink and sink...

West Ham v Liverpool

Despite what some might sy, it is never (or very very rarely) sensible strategy to announce senior retirements ahead of time. MBA courses from Wharton to Warwick know this to be true but football managers would seem not to.

From Sir Alex to Klopp to Xavi, it doesn't work - the latter's reappointment in the week following a humiliating Champions League exit and a feeble surrender of the title to Hala Madrid was particularly interesting as Xavi is most certainly proof that great players don't necessarily make great managers. Or even adequate managers...

So Slot Machine is arriving and fingers are pointing Klopp towards various doors with 'EXIT' written above them - some of them are in flashing red neon to emphasise the point.

Klopp might as well go on gardening leave now.

Which is a shame because, even though his team were never as good as the PGMOL made them appear and many business practices from Fenway Sports Group were of questionable legitimacy, Klopp was good for Liverpool.

He sided with the fan, the city and their causes.

Good job he's chosen to go really as he is exactly the sort of person that organised crime is trying to remove from the English game.

The markets have collapsed to flux on this event just prior to team announcements.

There's probably value somewhere so we have an hour to find it.

Some Splendid Affairs

In the very old days it wasn't feasible to trade on teams with nothing to play for whether their opponents had anything to play for or not.

Then a few smart people realised that you could get a great price on teams with nothing to play for (particularly against teams with something to play for) and rogue inputs lubricated the corridors of corruptions - suitcases of cash in Spain &UK, doping, insider trading, referee liaison if possible, cartelised agent inputs, all the usual stuff.

Then it became obvious that all we had here was a new corruption template - the corrupting outsider handicapping their opponents. And that database swelled to ludicrous proportions before the market makers learned to accommodate such inputs in the price.

Hidden inputs remain valid to this day but the number of events able to be solved is reduced from former heights particularly in periods where we currently inhabit where anti-corruption disclosures are seriously impacting upon the markets.

Football is Fixed is quantum entangled with the betting markets too.

Of the 15:00 games, two (MU v Burn and NU v ShU) are insider nonsenses only able to be traded if you can trace the insider trading.

Nothing else matters.

Fulham v Palace, even though we have waited late, is still not revealing her answers - with time running out...

Wolves v Luton is inflated because of the things that never happened during the football match that never happened when Ashley Young, who has never happened, did some things that also never happened.

Luton looked such a sweet quiet corruption once upon a time.

And now look at the state of it...

Everton v Brentford

Sometimes one perceives market structures that are just a touch too orchestrated, almost as if pre-arranged regardless of volume traded.

This is exciting when it happens.

It means we have a blitz chess event between two insider trading teams.

Somebody should prepare the paper on the game theorisation of the options open to individuals who, by chance, own a bookmaker and a football club (or significant parts thereof e.g. shares or debt, that sort of thing).

So, not legitimate but very postmodern.

The Final Phase of the Image is the absolute norm.

What we witness has little to do with the sport of football.

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Cruel To Be Unkind

Originally Published on April 21st 2024 for For Green Fields clients

Cruel To Be Unkind

To be or not to be?

Well, the EPL has chosen not to be.

It is not a sporting construct.

No.

It is a wriggling ball of serpents each umbilically leeched onto markets.

Integrity cannot survive the carcinogenic effect of markets, particularly corrupted ones that exist in an entirely regulation-free universe of a 'secret' loopholed nirvana.

I struggle to think of a comparable level of futility in existence elsewhere to even remotely compare to the EPL and, by association, to UEFA.

Permanent War

Since Covid, football has become dominated by turf battles between entities who, in a legitimate sport, would not be a part of the game.

Off the board.

On the bottle.

There are also statements of power by entrenched and immovable forces like the Premier League - "you can fuck off with your IREF, you peasants. No FA Cup Replays anymore - how's that for trickledown? And, no, we didn't bother consulting with the EFL about no Replays in the FA Cup because we actually don't give a fuck and we are driving the lower leagues out of existence to free up prime time television slots for the Women's Super League. And fuck Ceferin too. Voting against the extension in his term - that showed him. Ha! Fuck you, Ceferin. Prick! And Bloom's European democratic affair? Fuck that too - blow you out of the water whenever we want. We're the EPL and we're hard - shoulders as wide as Hulme Flyover! So what? No English teams in the Semi Finals of either the Champions League or the Europa League; Manchester United and Newcastle United not even escaping the groups! So what? Look how much we are creaming! Anyway. Sweet how we released news of the Fuck-Off-and-Die (FOD) pledge to get rid of lower league teams by starving them out of existence via no distribution of funds and no FA Cup Replays just prior to the FA Cup Semi Finals. Don't look at the football / appreciate our authority."

Permanent Corruption

There have been a few laughable attempts in FT and broadsheets to address the Excess Goals (eG) that have 'magically' appeared this season in the World's Greatest League (apart from the ones that have managed to get a Semi Finalist or two in one of the two premier UEFA competitions, that would be).

The extra minutes being added on to ill-defined rules by PGMOL match officials is one factor correctly identified as was the perceptive observation that Saturn had indeed crossed into Gemini just prior to the goal onslaught.

And that was it.

Those were the reasons.

Okay so.

We'd like to add - doping being entirely open and non-policed, insider trading including on the Both-Teams-To-Score market, a broadening of the base of parties engaged in insider trading with agents, referees, players, suits and criminal fringe trading their slice of the action, the impact of unfortunate occurrences in a matchday battlefield where organised crime groups are going head-to-head over the outcome (1-0, 1-1, 2-1, 2-2...), more control of events by cartels of agents resulting in underperformance of certain players which results in more goals, more intrusive VAR officiating and the triumph of the sociopathic match official in negotiations with juniors, fake penalties for certain teams and for the opponents of certain teams, the need for performative spectacle - the EPL is no longer the same as La Liga or Serie A - the days of three 1-0's and two nil-nil's are gone. The beauty is now in the spectacle rather than the sport and the strategic play. It's more important to all line up and throw a dart in unison than to compete. It is more important to allow Ivan Toney's comeback free kick to nestle in your net than to actually try to save it - your name ends up in the headlines and protective narratives are written so that a piece of matchfixing an honest mistake can be generated with a love for the club and a kissing of the badge and a desire to do better. But never mention the trading, the insider trading, the proxies, the brokers, the suitcases of money. But at least we've got Ernst Young to look after the integrity of the Champions League Draw from next season - EY up! Is that the same Ernst & Young who were accused by a watchdog of "repeated grave" violations in their audit of Wirecard? Surely we can bury that story. And all the other scandals expertly tutored by EY. Just get rid of the journalists. Like that Henry Winter chap at the Times. Just sack the fucker. Make him redundant. Fuck his 35 years experience. The bookies have told us that they will fund our operations if we get bookies' insiders in journalistic positions. Like Jonathan Wilson at the Guardian. A total pseud doing our bidding, the bidding of organised crime. Perfect. No news is good news and no news comes from no journalists. Look at Gaza. Kill them all. Look. Nothing to see here. No genocide. No famine (unless you wish to die reporting the opposite of this 'fact'). Journalism. Fuck Off. Lower League clubs. Fuck Off. Government. Fuck Off. Regulation, IREF, UEFA... Fuck Off Fuck Off Fuck Off. My business colleague until last month - Fuck Off. And don't try to fuck with me.... Some old fucker that I have financially leeched for years - Fuck Off...

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Originally Published on April 6th 2024 - Regression, Time, Relativity

Regression

Late capitalism provides a full spectrum of regressive templates utilised to enact class war and increase inequality.

So.

Joe Lewis (the former Spurs sociopath) is merely put on probation by a New York Court over "blatant insider trading" while there are African Americans serving life sentences due to the abusive "three strikes and you're out" construct which results in people being incarcerated for eternity for, say, stealing some mince from a fridge.

Meanwhile in Amsterdam, Alex Kroes (the CEO of Ajax) has been found guilty of insider trading shares in the club in the period prior and post his appointment to the summit of the entity.

No sign of a ban or a fine or a Court case or a prison sentence here either.

Of course, the previous Ajax CEO, Edwin Van Der Sar, was involved in the Onana / Ten Hag doping scandal before stepping down last summer over other issues that were in the pipeline.

One of Tony Bloom's favourite aphorisms relates to the reason why Asian Handicap markets are superior to Fixed Odds ones - "you can price up Brazil versus Brackley and a certain range of handicaps will provide realistic performative odds.

So, if Brazil v Brackley is estimated as a 23 goal differential, you will be able to back Brazil to win by 24 or more or on Brackley to lose by 22 or less and achieve a market price in the vicinity of Evens.

But, Asian Handicaps are also regressive.

There are events where we know the goal differential e.g. Liverpool v Brighton or Liverpool v Sheffield United in the last week.

But there are also events where we only know the outcome and not the score differential.

In this latter case, we are forced to take a defensive position on our trade as we don't possess the information to maximise our profits...

... that benefit is only available to deep insiders.

In events like Brentford v Brighton, it isn't an issue as the match was always a 0-0 draw but in Nottingham Forest v Fulham where we traded on the hosts, we had to accept a market position that didn't provide the profits relevant to being correct by over two goals.

Time

It is high time that time-keeping was taken from the hands of the on field referee and is determined as in Rugby by a clock that is stopped at appropriate times.

There is already far too much power designated to the referee without allowing this extra manipulation.

This situation has been enhanced this season in the EPL by the imposition of excessive injury time not warranted by the realities at play.

In the last week, we had 15 minutes injury time in Sheffield United v Fulham where there were 8 second half substitutions and one VAR call for offside (which was dealt with promptly). There was also a one minute delay for an injury to the improbably named Ollie Arblaster.

So, where did the other 9 minutes arrive from?

And at Stamford Bridge on Thursday, the initial injury time indicated was 7 minutes which was then mysteriously inflated to 8 minutes before Chelsea scored their equalising and winning goals in the 100th and 101st minute of what turned out to be a 103 minute extension.

It was swag man Gillett who distorted Chelsea v Man United and Messi & Maradona people should check Kerkyra 3.0 and Tiraspol 4.0 for some of the stuff that we will be releasing on the rogue Aussie ref and his cohorts when the time is right.

Criminals distort time while, relativistically, we seek perfect time.

Originally Published on April 6th 2014 - What Is The Point Of All This?

1st Draft

Aston Villa v Brentford

Insider trading. Who cares?

Everton v Burnley

Rigged. Who cares?

Fulham v Newcastle

Rigged. What's the point?

Luton v Bournemouth

Can't wait.

Wolves v West Ham

Beyond anodyne.

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* handed a sachet by a Cycling Sir, a Knight of the Realm

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2nd Draft

Aston Villa v Brentford

A cracking match up between the Villainous and the Bookie.

Kavanagh and Salisbury are the arbiters - how lucky we are having these beacons, beacons I say, of integrity in the PGMOL stable.

And why shouldn't Matthew Benham have a little major punt on the side, any side?

The man has put so much into his own pocket, should he not be allowed to bulge that wallet further?

And Matchbook?

Not allowing winning accounts and using machine learning to target the vulnerable?

Trickle up economics is the only game in town, my friend.

More to this match than meets the eye.

Much more.

We are blessed.

Everton v Burnley

Two sides linked in fascinatingly interesting yet inappropriate ways with an unknown points penalty hanging over one and Armageddon being the residence of the other.

There are so many people in Manchester from Burnley (and Preston).

If Burnley (and Preston) weren't landfills, we wouldn't have to put up with this intrusion.

Rwanda.

There's a solution.

Let's keep the refugees and dispatch Burnley and Preston to Kigali.

Mysterious forces govern the outcome of this exhilarating football match between two of the great historical names of English football who now reside in the sort of gutters where war criminals, mafia and 777 reside.

If only I could be there...

Oh!

And Michael Oliver is referee.

What a man!

What a world!

Fulham v Newcastle

Fantastic news that Sheikh Bin Salman is in Stockley Park on VAR for this one.

It can only improve the efficiency of the VAR process to try out guest officials to try to improve the service.

There must be a chance of the first beheading in an EPL game.

Let's hope so.

We need something to brighten our tedium.

There is a desperation to make Eddie Howe and his weird assistant look capable so that as many SWUC clients as possible (plus third party owned bods) can grab a slice of the Saudi Aramco / PIF action into the future.

We think that Newcastle will not lose.

If we say it early enough and loud enough, they might well lose.

If we wait until kick off and say that we think Newcastle will win then there becomes a little bit of chaos in the old communication departments.

If we type the last paragraph but really think Fulham are going to win then we are playing that doubled spy narrative we love so much.

And if we were to say, we couldn't really give a flying fuck who wins, might that be nearer the truth?

Who knows?

Who cares?

The only purpose for this version of the sport is gambling.

Thank God for gambling!

Thank God for Joe Lewis!

Thank God for Benjamin Netanyahu!

Proper people. Proper stuff.

Luton v Bournemouth

What a match up.

A crappy old ground in a subhuman town on the outskirts of the only metropolis receiving a visit from the Sandbanks crew.

And what about the way that Luton manager puckers up to himself on screen when he notices his visage displayed for all on the big screen.

Sweet narcissism!

Clench those teeth. Twinkle those eyes. Ignore the footie as Bankes is the eyes, while Mr Madley is sentenced to a day in Luton.

A mad game is expected because there is too much shenanigans in the pipeline.

Last chance saloon is approaching for little Luton...

... unless some more points can be lopped off Everton for repeat offending or Forest for sacking Cooper and dropping that useless American keeper represented by Wasserman.

Anything could happen in Luton, apparently.

Wolves v West Ham

Beyond anodyne.

But we know the outcome.

And it's...

... more anabolic than anodyne.

It's strange how football matches become more rosy once you can profit from them..

... that must be the peak pleasure a matchfixing mafia man ever achieves.

But Hammers and Wolves and Old Gold and Bobby Moore and days of yore and a crafty draw no bet position on the Asian Handicaps.

Fucking bliss!

Originally Published on April 6th 2014 - A Thing Of Beauty

By far and away the most intricately structured markets on planet Earth are those created (literally, created) by Tony Bloom.

This is one of many many many areas where his enemies underestimate him.

The quantum collapse on the Brentford v Brighton 'event' in midweek was stunning in both its audacity and execution.

Nobody else gets anywhere close.

And today's game is obviously no outlier.

And when I claim a creative beauty of market infrastructure control, that is exactly what I mean.

Mr Bloom orchestrates.

He is the Great Quantum Conductor.

All praise, all praise...

Now Arsenal are kind of fucked because FC Bayern audaciously and deliberately lost to Heidenheim this afternoon.- although we mock the concept in the majority of cases, there are occasions where an under performance prior to a major event is a quantum advantage).

For the tilt on that particular event at this particular time, we analyse that if Arsenal beat the Seagulls this afternoon they are in effect conceding 0.25+/- goal v Bayern on Tuesday.

Not literally, of course, but on a quantum level, yes - a quarter of a goal or thereabouts.

You'll just have to take our word for it if you are not hot on the old configurative sub-models.

So.

Arsenal had just over an hour to decide on a strategy after the FC Bayern game ended...

... an immensely destabilising lead in to an important game and a superb flank assault by the Bavarians.

Football is like war.

And.

Finally.

Bloom's trading is tremendous today.

Originally Published on April 7th 2024 - Quantum Market Analytics

This is now it.

For the remainder of my trading life, it is Quantum Market Analytics (QMA) that will form the bedrock, an ever-varying quantum environment of a bedrock, but a bedrock nonethefuckingless.

For years we utilisde neural nets / machine learning and a whole variety of Bayesian constructs and there is value in these loci - pattern recognition is a valuable input to corrupted matrices (in the former case) and incremental adjustment of price (or whatever) via inputs of newly breaking externalities is merely a neoclassical version of QMA (in the latter case)..

The movements in hyperreality are not linear, they are not of limited dimensions, they are dominated by quantum entanglement and other feedback mechanisms and they are discreet.i.e. the wave function collapses to the hyperreality.

It's not AI that will solve corrupted infrastructures but QMA that already has.

Behaviouralism, corruption, security operations, organised crime, insider trading, a lack of regulation, a constant state of quantum flux, loopholed (or absent) regulation, military strategy, the falling in and out of collusion, the quantum configurations - this is so much more than pattern recognition at speed.

This is my pitch.

QMA is now my thing.

Originally Published on April 13th 2024 - Huge bad Luck

Huge bad Luck

In an act of poignant irony unbefitting of the man the Manchester United manager has changed his name by deed poll from Erik ten Hag to Huge bad Luck.

In his weekly destruction of the concept of sentences, ten Hag blamed not just "bad Luck" but "Huge bad Luck" for everything that has gone wrong under his inept stewardship.

Huge bad Luck is the character that ten Hag should have played in 'Breaking Bad'.

He would have had 'MISFORTUNE' graffiti on the wall of his gated community (lower end) property.

Soon, ten Hag will be Old bin Bag when Ratcliffe (who doesn't suffer fools...) hoofs him into touch.

With the first legs of the two German v English UEFA ties tilting against Arsenal & West Ham, it looks like 4th place will be needed in the EPL to achieve Champions League status next season...

... unless they target Manchester City as promised.

If / when that occurs, we will be in the season that never endeth. City will sue to the stratosphere and beyond, Forest and Everton are keeping their powder dry but if either are relegated there will not be a Premier League to start in August.

That's what happens when you let the mafia fuck around with your sport.

Anyway ten Hag...

Hilariously, Manchester United insider trade their own demise which is enlightened, I guess, in a twisted dystopian sort of way.

And so over the course of the day we will be collating evidences from the global market infrastructures to let us know where the conspicuous money is tilting.

I know.

Let's have a market...

... 1.20 that 'Arry will be at the Bournemouth ground today and that a television camera will record that fact for posterity, our posterity, 'Arry's posterity.

Bless.

An Event!

Two managers who enjoy the ear of a wee man who messes around with things, in his own little way.

Eddie is useless but everybody is trying to pretend that he isn't useless so that PIF will keep signing outstanding players like Hall and Lascelles and Barnes from the SWUC grouping of shysters.

Nobody at Newcastle has any idea of MBS's strategy for the club so, in response, Alan Shearer parrots the virtue of Eddie (nice set of teeth) while the other pundits parrot "you're right, Alan, he's done a great job under the circumstances. He brings so much".

Ange isn't useless but seems to have decided that the way to sneak into the Champions League is to undertake weird and unknown rituals in the dressing room at half time, where magic happens, miracles even, as a team of lumbering heavy-legged underperformers suddenly morph into 11 Usain Bolts for the second period.

Ange must be truly inspirational.

Like Claudio Ranieri.

And that little Arteta chap.

And the guy caught between the fanbase and the oligarch at Liverpool.

So, the refereeing appointments are key as will be the insider trading and the SWUC influence and all those sort of things.

Magic.

A Non-Event

The media desperately wants to make us care about Chris Wilder and his diaspora of fake accents - the most recent piece of unintentional genius was when the snarling one told us all about being a proud Yorkshireman in an accent that hovered between Thomas Shelby and Ken Dodd.

Magic.

So Sheffield United are fucked unless Man City, Forest & Everton end up below them after the appeal process concludes in 2029.

Brentford aren't fucked but are being battered by the enemy camp and so need to have their wits about them.

A certain organised crime entity is seeking to devalue Brentford to lessen the cost of 'associates' buying in to the club and to undermine Benham financially.

When Toney goes, Brentford will struggle.

We bet Chris Wilder goes full effect Jamaican patois today.

1/8 is on offer.

Brentford will be market focused today.

Barrott is referee.

We are going to be hearing a lot about Mr Barrott into our future.

Hillbillies v Seagulls in Armageddon

Burnley sort of function like the Underbelly universe, a chaotic random walk of pseudo-professional constructs that, in turn and in parallel, collapse into nothingness in the most entertaining ways.

Mr Bloom is betting and that can only mean one thing, profits!

We believe we have deciphered today's market architecture and we will be looking to profit ourselves from this poker play attached to a Premier League game.

The undermining of the beauty of Brighton by organised crime has been the most dispiriting of a whole long list of dispiriting things that have been perpetrated by inappropriates this season.

The season with the permanent Asterisk *

Permanent Asterisk *

Liverpool, Newcastle, Arsenal, Villa, Palace, Real Madrid, Luton, Real Madrid, Chelsea is City's current run and the media is excited because, in MastersWorld, just one single point covers the Top Three in the Great Handicap Hurdle EPL Title.

This spectacle is of course fake.

We estimate a 24 point spread between Man City and Liverpool without 'stuff going on' and, furthermore, City were robbed in the year when Liverpool used doping and refereeing to great effect.

So let's have an Asterisk on that season too.

And the one where Leicester City cheated themselves to a ludicrous fake.

We are now in the era of the semi-permanent Asterisk.

Sheffield United are taking a two point penalty down with them - we predict Wilder goes Dutch a la McClaren on this one - "... but we start season like this? Why is it so?"

And Leicester, if promoted, will have a points penalty too while a whole new 'points penalty arbitrarily given to enemies of organised crime' comes online in August.

There's only one thing worse than mafia...

... and that is incompetent mafia.

You're supposed to make the trains run on time, not blow up the tunnels.

City versus Luton sandwiched between two Real Madrid 'finals' - lovely

The Fat Man & The Fined Manager

Nottingham Forest are being targeted.

Wolves are being targeted.

Bournemouth under O'Neil were targeted too last season.

Brighton are being targeted.

And Brentford.

West Ham too.

And Fulham.

And, obviously, City.

The siege mentality generated by unjust justice and captured process is one of the few real rivalries still existing in a sport where players earn half a million per week but fans have to pay 2% more because the Guardian and some captured pseudo-academic from Liverpool University say it should be so.

So, at Manchester United, there are going to be ticket price increases while Ratcliffe is bidding for the state to pay for a new stadium while the Glazers carry on shafting the edifice via the fruits of their leveraged buyout and Ratcliffe consolidates his position as Britain's richest 'man'.

Pay your own tabs, you leeching bastards.

Originally Published on April 14th 2024 - The End Of The Title Race?

Liverpool v Crystal Palace

If Thursday's massive reverse at home to Atalanta in the Europa League proved anything, it proved the following.

Liverpool ain't so hot when they don't have influence over the match officials and, once the fan base and the owners are at loggerheads, the morale and performance plummets.

The key question today is regarding the latter of these two points as Kavanagh and Oliver are internally selected by the Scousers.

Football without fans is nothing but football where the fans are confronting the financial powers at their club is problematical and can lead to home advantage actually being a home disadvantage.

There is no value in the Fixed Odds prices available on Liverpool particularly as insiders from one of these clubs are trading against Klopp.

There's some key money to surface pre-kick off though (this Newsletter is being prepared at KO minus 2 hours).

West Ham v Fulham

Tricky for the Hammers with this event being shoehorned in between the two Bayer Leverkusen Europa League Quarter Finals.

There is not expected to be any insider trading from either club on today's match.

Not very much at stake although we prefer Fulham at the prices.

Arsenal v Villa

A monstrously tricky event as a certain club aiming to rob the EPL title will be using all of their considerable powers to stop Arsenal from winning...

... while the key team competing with Villa over the Champions League place are utilising their connections to stop Villa from performing...

... while David Coote is doing whatever a certain entity tells him to and consequently has involvement in favour of one of the participant teams.

It's fairly inevitable that, if you have a fake manufactured title race, then the illicit machinations in the run-in are going to be a layered collection of fakes on the foundation of a holistic fake.

This title race isn't special...

... it's a semi-systemic corruption.

Enjoy.

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It's A Knockout - So, Who Is Playing Their Joker Against Everton FC Tonight?

Originally published on the day of the match for For Green Fields clients

Everton, whose takeover by 777 mafia is looking problematical because the US investors don't have the cash and are constantly mired in controversy - some of their own making, some made by Liverpool and most by various shades of organised crime.

Messi & Maradona clients should check Kerkyra 3.0 for the full disclosures of what we touch on below.

Everton have paid out around £30 million to a rogue lender backed by a tax exile who just happens to be in control of Victor Chandler (or whatever they now call themselves - FundVic, or FuckBettor or whatever).

This is costing the club not far short of half a million quid per week.

This information has been excluded from Everton's latest set of cover ups accounts and is likely to lead to a further points deduction from the EPL (the Everton Points Loss).

RMF are a shadowy Cheshire-based company with no employees that borrows money from opaque sources to lend to football clubs (although 70% of the money raised is gifted to Everton FC).

This trail can be traced back to Michael Tabor.

Tabor is into offshore tax havens, racehorses and is behind BetVictor entity.

And this is where it gets interesting.

The two companies funding Everton primarily are Cyprus-based Galloway and Bahamas-based Carroch.

Galloway in turn is controlled by British Virgin Islands based Balnom who are owned by Tabor.

Tabor used to co-own a racehorse with Alex Ferguson (Juniper) and the pair have been tied at the waist to Celtic majority shareholder (and bookmaker) Dermot Desmond and the Irish racing twins with whom Ferguson eventually fell out - JP McManus and John Magnier.

These liaisons have existed on and off for nearly a quarter of a century.

As an aside, JP McManus is linked to Joe Lewis who was handed a get out of jail free card by a New York court over his blatant insider trading recently.

One of my Network has given me a lot of stuff on all these matters which I am not willing to share.

But.

Suffice to say that a club boasting Moshiri and Usmanov and bookmakers and opaque conduits and even more opaque funders and its current demolition by mafia entities in a turf war is not really a football club at all.

It is a financial entity being traded and asset-stripped by interested parties for proprietary gain.

I have been reliably informed that the targeting of Moyes and West Ham is a Tabor venture.

So the jigsaw pieces fall...

Recently Wolves owner Jeff Shi opened up about crooked refereeing and arbitrary points deductions in the EPL: "Is this really what football wants?" 

And he's correct - there is no attempt to uphold the integrity of the Premier League.

It's a whore to be abused by shady individuals who would sell their own father to further their ends.

Since Covid, EPL football has become entirely spectacular, entirely hyperreal.

The whole edifice oscillates between systemic and semi-systemic corruption templates with the main top of the league battle for control being fought out by Mafia with a Corrupted Infrastructure United and Generalist Genius and Market Control Albion.

The absurdity of this holistic cover up reveals itself in a variety of ways.

So, here's a weird little example of the distortions created.

We utilise an Indian based data company for all match information and a running commentary on games. The commentary is put together using low level machine learning and the language is at best peculiar and at worst ludicrous.

It informed us that Vincent Kompany had been red carded for a dreadful foul at Chelsea the other week, for example and it told us Rangers had equalised at Ross County yesterday even though they had actually just fallen 3-1 behind 😁

So, the information is frequently nonsensical but it always rights itself and becomes a fair overview of the event.

This is far preferable to co-comm's telling us Team A are going to win when they know for a fact that this is not the case (Arsenal v Villa yesterday) or newspaper reporting that is doctored to highlight positive inputs from players represented by the SWUC cartel of clients.

Not manipulated but mad is vastly superior to manipulated and agenda driven.

Sky Sports, TNT / BT Sport, the Guardian & Telegraph are just the talking heads of organised crime destructing a sport.

And tonight's game?

The outcome is being fought over in the underground markets.

These markets might resolve themselves by kick off or we have some bunch of financiers screwing over some other bunch of financiers over a footie match live on the telly.

What a wonderful way for the mafia to commemorate the 97 people murdered by South Yorkshire police 35 years ago today.

Justice for the 97.

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Get Your Brits Out

Originally published on the day of the match for For Green Fields clients

In continuing this run of Newsletters inspired by "Kneecap", we think we owe an explanation.

Rapping in Irish, turning up to the Sundance Film Festival in a graffiti-daubed RUC Land Rover and singing songs about the presence of foreign troops on Irish soil, the knee jerk response to Kneecap is to box them as West Belfast Republican youth...

... and they are.

But it is class not sectarianism that defines their politics.

Mo Chara argues that Kneecap have far more in common with working class Protestants from the Shankill Road than they do with a middle class Catholic from Dublin called Benedict.

Ireland is in the process of becoming everything that Britain is not and a United Ireland will be a progressive and provocative voice on the world stage, taking a lead on key issues like LGBTQ+ and the genocide and unfolding famine in Gaza.

And why should this matter to football industry professionals?

Take Cheltenham.

The Irish arrive every year and mug the English owners and bookies and there is nothing that the British layers can do about it - Irish trainers and jockeys are horse whisperers using centuries of tinker pagan culture to unify man and animal.

The Irish have horse fairs while the English have dinner parties and soirees.

Irish women and men are similarly well tooled when it comes to analysing the markets linked to both horseracing and football.

We evolve.

Fast.

Over the last few days, there has been a whole array of matches around Europe where a key goalkeeper has been unable to play with a junior taking their place - Skorupski at Bologna & Sommer at Inter plus Simon at Bilbao and Rajkovic at Mallorca, for example.

In the olden days when fundamentals defined match outcome rather than insider trading and corruption, a change in keeper was a near automatic filtration against a position.

But stuff happens.

Firstly, many clubs began using their second keeper in cup competitions so that there was an understanding with the defence.

Then bookmakers started pressurising agents to pull their players to fool mug punters against trading (both Bologna and Inter fall into this group).

Then teams that trade on their own events started replacing the first choice keeper to enable a better price to be available as fools traded the wrong way.

And then Tony Bloom arrived with two equal ranking goalkeepers who were known to the opposition only one hour before kick off and providing Brighton with an excellent tactical advantage.

Change of goalkeeper has evolved in the same manner as the once original and now derivative tactic of underperforming prior to a major event.

Idiot managers like Ten Hag and Rodgers still employ this outdated tactic while the canny have moved onwards and upwards.

The original reasoning behind underperforming was to keep players fresh, delay usage of PESs, 'fool' the bookies into offering a better price and persuade mug bettors that your club is unbackable.

The new templates of engagement are far more interesting analytically because we are dealing with a semi-systemic corruption in the EPL.

The gambling landscape is being entirely distorted by these psychopathic templates.

Once upon a fucking time...

Billy No Mates could go to the casino and load his money into a slot machine featuring an image of a scantily clad woman and lose his wallet and slouch off home before returning at a future date to repeat the humiliation.

Nowadays, the machine is monitored by neural networks that are analysing the psychology of Billy while he makes his choices. His gaming and breaks and staking and experience is being entirely gamed to the benefit of the organised crime group running the casino.

Similarly with online poker where Billy thinks his hand looks promising but the platform are in complete control of the pack and, if Billy is staking high, other players at the table.

This latter tactic is how Mr Bloom amassed his fortune...

... Billy was playing one of the best poker players on the planet without realising it!

One additional feature of the new battlegrounds is the manufacture of outlier realities.

If organised crime wants 18 heads followed by one tail and then another 18 heads, they can do that thing.

Statistical probability doesn't get a look in on corruption matrices.

Welcome to the brave new world.

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Liverpool v Brighton - A Matchfixing Event

Originally published on the day of the match for For Green Fields clients

As ever when there is a major event in the Premier League, the associated match(es) are entangled with the main course.

This event also has PGMOL officials who repeatedly get Liverpool events.

Since the home match versus Man United, the refereeing teams (Referee, 4th Official, VAR) on the dozen Liverpool events have been: 

Kavanagh Pawson Coote

Tierney Scott Hooper

Taylor Madley Attwell

Madley Scott Tierney

Tierney Madley Brooks

Oliver Scott Coote

Madley Bramall Hooper

Tierney Scott Attwell

Taylor Pawson Coote

Robinson Bramall Attwell

Oliver Coote Attwell

Coote Pawson Tierney

This is not normal and Attwell Taylor Kavanagh get the next Liverpool game in midweek.

This match is complicated by layered insider trading.

During the International Break, there was an instance in Rugby Union in the game between Saracens and Harlequins where the TMO Official couldn't give an independent view on a decision because he was listening to the television commentary team and feared that his decision might be influenced by what was heard.

If only the same professionalism existed in football.

During the FA Cup Quarter Finals, not only were the VAR Officials able to hear the commentators but also there were direct conversations taking place over what the call should be.

As most commentators are captured entities, they should have no input to VAR or refereeing decisions.

As an example, check the interaction over Coventry City's hand-balled goal between Ally McCoist, Scott and Attwell where the goal was eventually given by match official and commentator consensus.

Football is Fixed.

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Newcastle v West Ham - A Matchfixing Event

Originally published on the day of the match for For Green Fields clients

The Twilight Zone

So, what happened while the International Break played out?

Firstly, we witnessed the final demise of rogue PGMOL manager (and former rogue referee) Jonathan Moss. The sections of the mainstream media who elected to expose his sacking attempted to create a narrative around a falling out between Moss and "top referees".

We understand that it is more than that and Messi & Maradona clients should check Tiraspol 4.0 for intercepts relating to Mr Moss and his criminal handler.

Moss never achieved UEFA or FIFA status, was joined at the hip to John Colquhoun from their playing days together at Sunderland, was involved in scores of fixed football matches before signing off with one of the most corrupted events in recent history - the Championship Play-Off Final between Nottingham Forest and Huddersfield (a total mugging of the Tykes).

Just how did this friend of the mafia operator get promoted to PGMOL as a manager in the first place?

In fact, how did he ever become a referee in the first place?

Mourinho should make public his file on Moss as a parting shot to a captured match official.

Stellar Achievement

Have you ever wondered why the word "agent" is so rarely mentioned in the mainstream media when it is agents who are a primary cog in the systemic (or semi-systemic) corruptions?

This air-brushing of a criminalised cartel is indicative of the state of the sport.

Let's take a glance at CAA Stellar.

And.

Let's take a glance at Tuesday March 26th.

Both the friendly between England and Belgium and the Euro 2024 Qualifier between Wales and Poland kicked off at 19:45.

A horrendous and poorly acted 'mistake' by Jordan Pickford (CAA Stellar) allowed Belgium to take the lead at the Food Mall before England equalised through an Ivan Toney (CAA Stellar) penalty after he was mysteriously fouled in the area.

Fortunately, an 'error' by Lewis Dunk (CAA Stellar) allowed Belgium to retake the lead prior to the interval.

Pickford & Dunk were the two poorest performers in the match according to WhoScored?

Meanwhile, over in Cardiff, we had another Stellar Achievement.

Both goalkeepers (Ward and Szczesny) are represented by CAA Stellar.

Ward hasn't played one single Championship game for Leicester City this season and is the third choice keeper at the club.

In the penalty shootout, this was key as Szczesny saved the spotkick that sent Poland to Germany while Ward failed to save any of the Polish penalties.

And the missed penalty that sent Wales crashing out was taken by Dan James who just by chance happens to be represented by CAA Stellar.

Owning Southgate

Southgate does as he is instructed when it comes to England squads and it was touching to see how he accepted an invitation to Sir David Brailsford's Birthday Bash at Manchester United just days after his inclusion of Kyle Walker and John Stones (who was already carrying an injury) produced injuries meaning that the defensive pair will miss the key EPL title race event between City and Arsenal this weekend.

If England weren't owned by SWUC agents then they would have won something in recent years...

... it is Southgate's acquiescence to rogue entities that has prevented such an occurrence.

Newcastle v West Ham

The TNT / BT Sport event is a fairly pointless match up between two mid-table teams.

The build up has focused on who knew what about Sandro Tonali's insider trading and when exactly they knew it.

The knowledge was in the possession of an illicit intermediary who is no stranger to our output but the attempt has been to shift the blame to others.

Wasserman's Eddie Howe is talking up the support of Tonali as the narratives are altered on the conveyor belt of realities so that insider trading and matchfixing become normalised and accepted.

We have a strong position on this match.

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West Ham United v Aston Villa - A Matchfixing Event

Originally published on the day of the match for For Green Fields clients

The excellent quicksand foundation of whether 4th Place or 5th Place in the EPL will be enough for Champions League qualification for next season continues at whatever West Ham's ground is called.

In reality, April 17th and 18th are the key days when the 2nd Legs of Arsenal / FC Bayern & West Ham / Bayer Leverkusen will be known and the UEFA Coefficients for England and Germany become consolidated.

Until that date, only very deep insiders can know of those outcomes so, for the three competing teams (MU, TH, AV), assumptions that 4th Place is the target has to be the strategic focus.

Unfortunately for integrity, the first match in the series of events leading up to mid-April is officiated by Jarred Gillett.

Messi & Maradona clients should access Kerkyra 1.0 after 13:00 GMT / 15:00 EET for a focus on how SWUC clients are impacting upon this race via both performances on the field of play and by acting as a-spy-in-the-enemy-camp.

Mata Hari exists in numerous forms in the EPL both via performance and communications to do the extremely dirty work of a rancid wee man from Stirling (RwMS).

The outcome of today's match is known to us.

It is the inability to strategise that undermines psychopathic processes and the RwMS's dumping of previously valuable associates as he clings onto the bootlaces of his current new antiheroes lets shit flood into the front door as he is busy sweeping it out of the back.

It's a shitstorm - a psychopathic core of a psychopathic operation that is being eroded at the extremities through lack of strategic insight.

The more the plasticated RwMS advances, the more exposed he becomes on the flanks and in the rear..

As Ruben Blades kindly informed us in "Plastico":

Se van las caras, se van las caras,

Y jamas el corazon

Pero que mira, mira, no te dejes confundir,

Busca el fondo y su razon

Recuerdo que el plastico se derrite

Si le da de lleno el sol

Addenda #1 

Also on Kerkyra 1.0 for Messi & Maradona and despite our proclamation that we would cease targeting mafia mouthpiece Guardian Football, there are intercepts regarding 'journalist' Will Unwin and the security incidents relating to his halfwit outsized sibling.

We are very very on their case.

Addenda #2

The capturing of media output spreads to televised media too.

In the good old days, it was talented former players like Lawrenson, Souness, Hansen, Lineker, Hill, Greaves, St John and then it morphed into captured but talented (Sutton, Owen, Keown, Scholes, Le Tissier, Merson, Thompson, Murphy, McCoist, Strachan, Carragher, Wright, Neville) and then it became captured with, at best, average talent (Murray, Aluko, Dean, Lescott, Given, Savage, Richards, Osman, Jenas).

One should be asking what this latter group are bringing to the table other than their agents, their inappropriate contacts and their hidden agendas.

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