You've Lied So Much Your Teeth Have Become Rotten...
Hungary v Switzerland
Referee selection abusively orchestrated to the benefit of one of these teams while the other are apparently going to be entertaining the concept of Performance Enhancing Substances (PESs).
As Sam Matterface, the bookmaker owned commentator providing disinformation on ITV likes to sprinkle his script with inane idiocies, we offer one of our own.
Switzerland and Ireland are the only two West European countries never to have exhibited human beings in zoos.
Rogue match officials versus rogue chemical supplements, this is what football is about.
We are neutral on this event.
Spain v Croatia
The Spaniards are understandably livid that Michael Oliver (referee), Anthony Taylor (4th Official) and Stuart Attwell (VAR) are appointed to this event.
Will Oliver be active in ways that he shouldn't be both on the pitch and off it?
Will Spain dope to offset any PGMOL-led lack of integrity?
Will Unai Simon be in goal?
Will he be puppeted by his agents?
It is our general overview that Spain are to be stopped in this tournament as part of the war against the Iberian Peninsula, Gestifute etc.
There was a public portrayal of this battlefield when, in the aftermath of Real Madrid's 958th Champions League triumph, SWUC client Carlo Ancelotti said that the Madrilenos would not be appearing in next summer's Club World Cup (CWC) only to be immediately corrected by the club hierarchy.
Organised crime are desperately trying to undermine the CWC as part of their ongoing war against FIFA.
Indeed, it is a facile piece of observational analytics to determine which entities and individuals are captured by rogue gangs and to jigsaw the assumption that such individuals and entities are also rogue gangs - if you oppose the CWC, you are captured.
QED.
Spain are unbackable but we still choose neutrality on this affair.
Italy v Albania
Unsurprisingly, two countries who orchestrate so much of the organised crime in Europe are not only given the Saturday night slot but also the event is very hot.
Very very hot.
This is a cartelised event where the outcome is as likely to be known by the Ndrangheta and the Shqiptare as by Ceferin and the problematical match officials.
We are currently neutral on this event and will probably remain so.
Rotten Teeth Of The Day
Yesterday's award for unsporting nonsense was shared between Ally 'Bookie Lackey' McCoist and John McGinn.
The commentary by the former was a collection of bookie prompts and one statement on repeated loop: "The issue is the space between Scotland's back five and midfield four".
"The issue is the space between Scotland's back five and midfield four".
"The issue is the space between Scotland's back five and midfield four".
"The issue is the space between Scotland's back five and midfield four".
Is Ally actually an AI bot?
It would be revealing to hear the communications he is having off mic during the game.
John McGinn decided not to actually play football in any way shape or form.
His match highlights were lying behind the wall on German free kicks and standing offside on the goal line on Scotland free kicks.
He performed these heroic acts beautifully, a rare talent.
He was in possession for just 1.1% of the time which was paltry despite being substituted halfway through the second half, he had zero shots and his body language was disinterested and inadequate.
