Say No To UEFA's Snickometer - Who Gets To Inspect These Arbitrary Pieces Of Software That Are Replacing Arbitrary Corrupted Match Officials?
Turkey v Georgia
With pretty much home advantage, the price reflects Turkey's significant edge.
Based on data and early insider trading that would seem a sound advantage.
But there's volatility in the air.
And an Argentinian refugee referee.
Hyperdermics expected all over the place.
And sachets.
And pricks.
So.
Why was Snickometer delayed?
Why should we trust this thing?
Who will be the first to game the potential for use of chip in free kick taking?
The race towards instant decision whether wrong or right proceeds apace.
It's almost like there is a really powerful bunch of people who don't want a new era of refereeing unless they exhibit psychopathic control over the whole process.
But.
Ernst & Young are keeping an eye out for any shenanigans in next season's New Champions League.
At last.
Something that allows the fan to rest comfortably.
You've fucked the sport.
And, if it was up to me, we'd have their heads mounted on pikes.
And this Newsletter goes out to any two-faced prick journalist making money out of gambling addicts.
Your day is going to come.
Just Say No.
