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England v Slovakia
The Guardian: "So much for the 'Disgrace of Gijon' part two. Romania and Slovakia may have got the result that they knew beforehand would guarantee both countries escaped from Group E but there was no scintilla of a stitch-up."
Really?
The bookmakers knew it was a stitch-up.
All of our Romanian colleagues and contacts knew it was a stitch-up.
The visuals demonstrated a stitch-up.
We traded heavily on a stitch-up.
But Paul MacInnes witnessed something else entirely.
To him, Slovakia versus Romania was just another day in paradise.
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So, Slovakia only played half a game's worth of a friendly match - in the last 30 minutes there was just one shot on target which was straight at the keeper.
Not a match but a stitch-up.
The mafia man who oversees the Guardian output is no stranger to stitch-ups and this afternoon's affair between England and the Slovaks is nothing if not a stitch-up.
Jonathan Wilson of the 'newspaper' kindly informs us today: "England could still become serious Euro challengers but there is plenty to fix."
Of course there is, Wilson.
England are tournament favourites.
Their run to the Final is facile.
They exhibit significant institutional control.
And insiders are trading heavily on an England victory.
What else would be needed for Wilson to regard the Poms as 'serious contenders'?
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Wilson is owned by a bookmaker.
Matterface, who has replaced the excellent Clive Tyldesley at ITV, is owned by a bookmaker.
Tyldesley states "I don't know why" he is being sacked mid-tournament just like no reasons were given for Henry Winter being sacked by the Times.
And yet the new breed of advertisements for football journalists and commentators always request a knowledge of the betting markets.
Why would that be?
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They've All Become Sick In The Head With A Little Bit Of Power
Go Dig Their Grave
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The British media has been falling over itself to justify the intrusions be referee Oliver and VAR Official Attwell into last night's Germany v Denmark farce.
Which is all well and good except we have proof that Oliver benefited financially from the outcome.
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And poor Denmark...
They were mugged by England via a fake match-winning penalty in Euro 2020(21) and were mugged by an English referee in Euro 2024.
Meanwhile...
There are invasions of mosquitoes at Germany's training base, apocalyptic weather at German games, plagues of locusts distorting integrity and a major criminal operation is in motion to land Tanland the trophy.
This is what the mafia agents have planned for you.
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But.
This fake has power.
Wilson can write his shit because the fan is a gullible creature clinging to a belief in sporting integrity.
There are no Fucking Flags of St George (FFS George) fluttering from lampposts and windows.
The betting volume on a Tanland victory is not enough for the bookies to Stop Tanland from winning.
Yet.
England are the favourites.
England have an easy run of fixtures.
The mafia desire an England triumph.
Of course, the dragon that FFS George allegedly killed was a mythical creature.
How apt that this fake is built on the foundation of a mythical sport.
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