Ah so Richard Dawkins has finally exposed his true colours - 'tis an anti-Catholic stance that the privileged one reveals as opposed to an anti-religious one.
Either that or he should keep away from aspects of reality beyond his biological base.
Dawkins wrote on his website: "Hugh Dallas, head of referee development for the Scottish Football Association, has been sacked because he passed on, by email, a joke about the Pope.
"His dismissal was called for by a spokesman for the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland. This nasty little weasel is called Peter Kearney, Director of the Scottish Catholic Media Office.
"Similarly, the chief executive of the Scottish Football Association, responsible for this craven giving-in to Catholic censorship is Stewart Regan. The address of this coward is Scottish Football Association, Hampden Park, Glasgow."
Is our leading scientist (sic) calling for revenge against Kearney and Regan?
And why is religious bigotry and corruption on the Protestant side so neatly sidestepped by a man who claims holistic oversight?
Dawkins continues: "There is no reason to suppose that Dallas was being sectarian in forwarding the joke. Most plausibly he was as revolted as all decent people are by the Pope’s illegal protection of Catholic child-rapists."
Dallas?
Not sectarian??
How humourous is a don able to be???
Yet, on one level, he is surely correct.
It is outrageous that Hugh Dallas was sacked for merely making anti-Papist jests when, both throughout his refereeing and administrative careers, he has exhibited bias, undertaken corrupt activities and manipulated Scottish football for his Hun paymasters.
The other key aspect of this affair was, yet again, brought to our attention by Gerry Coogan.
His full epistle is given below but the reality would appear to be that the SPL, like the English Premier League, utilises television replays to enable the match officials to 'select' the 'correct' decisions to review to the proprietary benefit of bookmakers and the powers that be.
So video technology is neither open source nor to the benefit of a true outcome but merely an illegally used tool for proprietary advantage/manipulation/corruption.
Perhaps if his head wasn't so far up his own narcissistic backside, Dawkins might wish to consider this truth.
Anyway, time for the Man At The Window to update you (this was written two days ago and some information might no longer be valid).
"Dallas's sacking is such a significant development that I suppose it was inevitable that even the press would eventually find out.
"I yet haven't seen any of this weekend's MSM propaganda but I know that Dallas's business partner, Dougie McDonald, has also become yesterday's man, albeit six weeks too late to save the establishment from melt-down. Dallas and McDonald are business partners in a Spanish property venture. (Would you buy a second-hand villa from these men, Jose?)
There was no conflict of interest there, then, when Dallas was deciding whether to recommend to the referees' panel that the Category One Liar ought to be sacked. Not that there would have been much chance of the hearing giving DougieDougie a P45. It's not called the Referees Panel for nothing - all of its members, to a man, are either serving referees themselves or retired whistlers.
"But there remain unanswered questions over the Tannadice incident which lit the blue touchpaper. It is still not understood why McDonald changed his mind about awarding Celtic a penalty nor is it clear why he should have felt the need to lie about the process of reassessing his original decision. Neither his first version nor the subsequent amended version makes sense.
"There is a growing conviction amongst Celtic supporters that the real villain of the piece remains undetected.
"We are speaking here of John McKendrick, the fourth official on that day, who was watching the live TV broadcast on a monitor in front of him during the match. Hoops followers are of the opinion that McKendrick, rather than Stephen Craven, was the one who fed McDonald with an excuse to reverse the penalty award.
"If FIFA were aware that Category A match officials were making illegal use of video replays during the match, there would of course be terrifying repercussions for the Caledonian goat-bothering Brotherhood.
"Nevertheless, it is the only explanation of the events which makes sense of the observed facts. Craven had immediately taken his position at the edge of the six-yard box when McDonald awarded the penalty, showing that he had no concerns over the validity of the award. He did not subsequently raise his flag while the Dundee United players surrounded the referee with protests. Immediately after the TV broadcast had shown a replay, live pictures showed an alarmed expression sweep across the whistler's boat race, almost as if he had heard something in his earpiece, then after a few moments of indecision, he turned towards the bye-line and spoke to the Assistant Referee.
Play then resumed with a dropped ball; meanwhile, the TV captured a memorable image of Stephen Craven looking totally bewildered and very displeased indeed.
"It should be noted here that the former Head of Refereeing Development had assembled a group of match officials who had advanced to the top of the national game by realising that Dallas was wont to give low scores to referees who "incorrectly" gave big decisions TO Celtic but was unlikely to punish errors that went AGAINST the paranoid Tims. Thus, an ambitious whistler doesn't need to be a bigot himself in order to practice a pro-Rangers, anti-Celtic agenda; he merely needs to do what ever is necessary to score the highest assessment marks. Knowing that Dallas had the final say on these scores makes it easier for the objective observer to understand why referees are less likely to give Celtic the benefit of the doubt.
"Last Thursday, John McKendrick miraculously just happened to walk through the door of a BBC Radio Scotland studio at the precise moment when the volunteer Hun propagandist, Chick Young, was regaling the head of the Israeli referees - in a live broadcast! - with an imaginative account of why the SFA required the services of foreign officials. McKendrick eagerly took over and spun the story into an even more fanciful dimension, displaying the faultless integrity for which Scottish referees are now recognised, in a heroic effort to ensure that the SFA's best efforts to save the fixture list would be sabotaged from within the football establishment.
"McKendrick undoubtedly has a higher motivation than most to ensure that the facts of the matter at Tannadice do not emerge from the fog of deceit and misdirection, a fog that could not have persisted without unstinting, whole-hearted help and support from the charlatans in the Scottish media. Huns with laptops."
Hail Hail!!
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Monday, 29 November 2010
Saturday, 1 May 2010
I'm Not A Racist But It Would Seem That The Vast Majority Of You Fuckers On The Electoral Register Are #
I'm Not A Racist But La Liga Is Strongly Biased In Favour Of Real Madrid And Castille
Check out the teams that HyperReal Madrid puppet.
Check the matches adjacent to the Champions League for Barcelona.
Check out the key match decisions over the season - our proprietary index shows HyperReal Franco at ## and FC Catalunya at ## (where 100 is pure corruption in a positive direction and 0 is pure corruption t'other way).
Viva La Quinta Brigada :)
I'm Not A Racist But Many Italians Are
Being Black in Italy is like being Black in Buxton.
That is, grim...
Mario Balotelli is an Uppity Nigger and Italy doesn't do Black Power.
Mourinho doesn't get on with Mario, his teammates don't get on with Mario, the Italian media slaughters Mario and the Inter fans aren't too struck on him either.
Over to Mino Raiola, Mario's agent: "A few days ago Mario found that someone had loosened the wheel nuts on his car. If someone isn’t careful, he risks getting killed on the motorway."
He is not yet 20 years of age.
I'm Not A Racist But William Hill Bookmakers Target Addicts
Online you will find numerous inducements to open a gambling account with Leeds-based bookies William Hill.
To encourage you to start up a new addictive pastime, they offer you a bribe of £25.
If, however, you visit the male urinal of any public house authorised to show ScudamoreWorld live and such bog offers Advertising While You Piss, you will see an offer from William Hill providing you with a £30 free bet to join up.
At the very least grab the fiver.
A postmodern marketing reflection of the historical proximity of licensed betting offices to pubs.
If William Hill knew where they were located, they'd be next door to smack houses and opium dens too.
I'm Not A Racist But I'm A Leader Of A British Political Party
Excellent.
The mask is off.
The British Election 2010 is to be decided by the Le Pen factor.
The French possessed the good sense to prevent the racists gaining power by isolating the anti-immigration vote in one loci.
This is not feasible here due to the distribution of bigots across the political spectrum.
The racists are even in the Green Party in this septic isle.
What a nasty and irrelevant little place...
I'm Not A Racist But Party Leader Admits That The State Is A Mafiosi
Nick Clegg wants to get the lunatic asylum seekers: "out of the hands of the criminals and into the hands of the taxman."
!!!!!!!
Yo! Pay protection money to us instead.
Jean Baudrillard: "Monopoly structures (and any state is a monopoly, since it claims a monopoly in the political and social spheres) cannot but secrete a para-political society, a mafia of some sort, to control this form of generalised corruption. It is pure hypocrisy on the part of the political authorities to fight this mafia, since it is an emanation of those authorities themselves."
I'm Not A Racist But I Don't Work For A Proper Media Outlet Either
Dearie, dearie me...
Which gutter will Theo Guardian end up in?
Instead of the usual PR exercises on behalf of those who leak the fake news to the peripheralised 'journalists', the paper is now offering straight advertorials.
And on behalf of bookmaking organisations too.
Following on from the season long advertising project in favour of dodgy bookmaker Sportingbet, Barry Glendenning gives Betfair's Andy Gray a chance to promote his clients.
The conclusion to this pitiful nonsense includes the following claptrap...
Andy Gray talked to Small Talk on behalf of Betfair... Tune into www.betfairfootball.com - a great football website... the home of football rivalry."
And there were we thinking that the rivalry was to do with a football match on the pitch and in the stands.
It matters more when they are taking your money out of it...
I'm Not A Racist But Rafa Is A Waste Of Space. Always Has Been. Always Will Be...
Well, the laundry man ain't no astrologer :)
But he did get it right about the excitement and the late goal.
19 defeats in one season.
No utilisation of ball boys during the second leg against the only proper team from Madrid - if you are a glum scouse, count up all those seconds passing away.
I'm Not A Racist But I'm Not Too Happy About The Germans Buying Greece
Those ostriches who believe that state sovereignty matters at all in these Friedmanian Times, should look at the Reality of Greece.
A group of German banks and private companies are considering a proprietary £1 billion bailout of Greece now that the country has been reduced to junk status by the speculative elite who work together to achieve such super-systemic holistic cornered markets.
Baudrillard: "The only suspense that remains is that of knowing how far the world can derealise itself before succombing to its reality deficit or, conversely, how far it can hyperrealise itself before succombing to an excess of reality (the point when, having become perfectly real, truer than true, it will fall into the clutches of total simulation)."
I'm Not A Racist But The Bookmakers Set Up A Fake 'Rigged' Match Last Weekend To Pay For The Damages Resulting From Chievo V Catania
The whispers and the market moves, the fake dynamics while the Real market burrowed underground, the mugs were on a Draw between Livorno and Catania last weekend.
Which is exactly where the insiders and the professionals were not.
We did warn you that this would occur.
And, if you were outside the loop, there was still money to be made.
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I'm Not A Racist But I'm Really Pleased That Glasgow Rangers Will Get No Money From Gary Neville's Testimonial Due To All That Urination In Our Beautiful City
The Greater Manchester Police are not tough enough to deal with Hordes of Hun.
Are there any difficulties with playing this testimonial offshore?
Somewhere away from taxing eyes?
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Check out the teams that HyperReal Madrid puppet.
Check the matches adjacent to the Champions League for Barcelona.
Check out the key match decisions over the season - our proprietary index shows HyperReal Franco at ## and FC Catalunya at ## (where 100 is pure corruption in a positive direction and 0 is pure corruption t'other way).
Viva La Quinta Brigada :)
I'm Not A Racist But Many Italians Are
Being Black in Italy is like being Black in Buxton.
That is, grim...
Mario Balotelli is an Uppity Nigger and Italy doesn't do Black Power.
Mourinho doesn't get on with Mario, his teammates don't get on with Mario, the Italian media slaughters Mario and the Inter fans aren't too struck on him either.
Over to Mino Raiola, Mario's agent: "A few days ago Mario found that someone had loosened the wheel nuts on his car. If someone isn’t careful, he risks getting killed on the motorway."
He is not yet 20 years of age.
I'm Not A Racist But William Hill Bookmakers Target Addicts
Online you will find numerous inducements to open a gambling account with Leeds-based bookies William Hill.
To encourage you to start up a new addictive pastime, they offer you a bribe of £25.
If, however, you visit the male urinal of any public house authorised to show ScudamoreWorld live and such bog offers Advertising While You Piss, you will see an offer from William Hill providing you with a £30 free bet to join up.
At the very least grab the fiver.
A postmodern marketing reflection of the historical proximity of licensed betting offices to pubs.
If William Hill knew where they were located, they'd be next door to smack houses and opium dens too.
I'm Not A Racist But I'm A Leader Of A British Political Party
Excellent.
The mask is off.
The British Election 2010 is to be decided by the Le Pen factor.
The French possessed the good sense to prevent the racists gaining power by isolating the anti-immigration vote in one loci.
This is not feasible here due to the distribution of bigots across the political spectrum.
The racists are even in the Green Party in this septic isle.
What a nasty and irrelevant little place...
I'm Not A Racist But Party Leader Admits That The State Is A Mafiosi
Nick Clegg wants to get the lunatic asylum seekers: "out of the hands of the criminals and into the hands of the taxman."
!!!!!!!
Yo! Pay protection money to us instead.
Jean Baudrillard: "Monopoly structures (and any state is a monopoly, since it claims a monopoly in the political and social spheres) cannot but secrete a para-political society, a mafia of some sort, to control this form of generalised corruption. It is pure hypocrisy on the part of the political authorities to fight this mafia, since it is an emanation of those authorities themselves."
I'm Not A Racist But I Don't Work For A Proper Media Outlet Either
Dearie, dearie me...
Which gutter will Theo Guardian end up in?
Instead of the usual PR exercises on behalf of those who leak the fake news to the peripheralised 'journalists', the paper is now offering straight advertorials.
And on behalf of bookmaking organisations too.
Following on from the season long advertising project in favour of dodgy bookmaker Sportingbet, Barry Glendenning gives Betfair's Andy Gray a chance to promote his clients.
The conclusion to this pitiful nonsense includes the following claptrap...
Andy Gray talked to Small Talk on behalf of Betfair... Tune into www.betfairfootball.com - a great football website... the home of football rivalry."
And there were we thinking that the rivalry was to do with a football match on the pitch and in the stands.
It matters more when they are taking your money out of it...
I'm Not A Racist But Rafa Is A Waste Of Space. Always Has Been. Always Will Be...
Well, the laundry man ain't no astrologer :)
But he did get it right about the excitement and the late goal.
19 defeats in one season.
No utilisation of ball boys during the second leg against the only proper team from Madrid - if you are a glum scouse, count up all those seconds passing away.
I'm Not A Racist But I'm Not Too Happy About The Germans Buying Greece
Those ostriches who believe that state sovereignty matters at all in these Friedmanian Times, should look at the Reality of Greece.
A group of German banks and private companies are considering a proprietary £1 billion bailout of Greece now that the country has been reduced to junk status by the speculative elite who work together to achieve such super-systemic holistic cornered markets.
Baudrillard: "The only suspense that remains is that of knowing how far the world can derealise itself before succombing to its reality deficit or, conversely, how far it can hyperrealise itself before succombing to an excess of reality (the point when, having become perfectly real, truer than true, it will fall into the clutches of total simulation)."
I'm Not A Racist But The Bookmakers Set Up A Fake 'Rigged' Match Last Weekend To Pay For The Damages Resulting From Chievo V Catania
The whispers and the market moves, the fake dynamics while the Real market burrowed underground, the mugs were on a Draw between Livorno and Catania last weekend.
Which is exactly where the insiders and the professionals were not.
We did warn you that this would occur.
And, if you were outside the loop, there was still money to be made.
################################################################################
#############################################################################
###########################################################################
I'm Not A Racist But I'm Really Pleased That Glasgow Rangers Will Get No Money From Gary Neville's Testimonial Due To All That Urination In Our Beautiful City
The Greater Manchester Police are not tough enough to deal with Hordes of Hun.
Are there any difficulties with playing this testimonial offshore?
Somewhere away from taxing eyes?
######################################################################
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Thursday, 15 April 2010
There's Loads Of You And You're Still A Pile Of Shite
Just as the North West of England, with 8 of the ScudamoreWorld teams, is the epicentre of English football, certain nations can lay claim to being global hotspots of talent allowing the said nation to punch well above their collective weight on the FIFA scene.
We thought, with 75 days to go before England's Penalty Shoot-Out Quarter Final exit, that we should check where these oases of beauty lie.
We need two figures to undertake this simple calculation - the population of the country and the FIFA Ranking.
Unfortunately, the FIFA Rankings are highly non-linear and so, for a more meaningful yet simplistic overview, we have chosen to rank the nations by i) population (1st to 32nd) and ii) FIFA Rankings (1st to 32nd).
So, for example, the Hyperimperium with 309 million wage slaves, ranks highest in terms of total population (if not popular intellect) but only 13th in the Soccerball Ratings - a Rating of -12.
Meanwhile, Uruguay with just 3 million souls is the second least populated country in the tournament and yet is 15th in the footballing hierarchy - a Rating of +16 (31-15).
One might hazard to suggest that there is a significantly greater football culture in the former World Cup winning nation. In fact, there are grounds for suggesting that Uruguay has been the greatest territory over the 80 years of Jules Rimet And All That.
If we were to become pernickety about it, we could include other disequilibrium inputs eg GDP, political biases within FIFA, the impact of war etc but then we would be putting together a mini-model for you and we don't want to be doing the likes of that.
Also, it is obviously difficult for highly populated countries to rank positively in our hierarchy, and we would suggest that any positive figure for the top ten nations (Spa, Bra, Neth, Por, Ita, Ger, Eng, Fra, Arg and Gre) is a good thing.
So, who should you avoid having a kickabout on the beach with this summer, and who should you seek out to humiliate with your limited ball retention skills?
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 Top Six
1. PORTUGAL +19
2. NETHERLANDS +18
3. URUGUAY +16
4. GREECE +12
4. SERBIA +12
6. SPAIN +11
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 Bottom Six
32. JAPAN -24
31. SOUTH AFRICA -20
30. SOUTH KOREA -19
29. NORTH KOREA -17
28. NIGERIA -16
27. USA -12
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 FIFA Top Ten Ranking Teams
PORTUGAL +19
NETHERLANDS +18
GREECE +12
SPAIN +11
ARGENTINA +4
ITALY +3
ENGLAND +2
BRAZIL 0
GERMANY 0
FRANCE -1
All of which goes to show that, apart from the Dutch, nobody in Northern Europe should be bounced into thinking that we are any good at this sport.
Still, with Barack Obama agreeing to attend the Final in Jo'burg if the US team gets there, one should always remember that the outcomes of these stand alone tournaments are decided in some very murky corridors indeed.
Meanwhile, we are thinking, once again, of producing our "Anyone But England" Flags - if some Glasgow Rangers fan is able to make thousands standing outside Old Trafford selling green and gold deludo-scarves, why shouldn't a Mancunian stand outside Ibrox selling "Anyone But England" Flags?
And while we are on really important issues, how much tax have the repeated newspaper images cost the green and gold deludo-scarf seller?
But.
Does Glasgow do tax?
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We thought, with 75 days to go before England's Penalty Shoot-Out Quarter Final exit, that we should check where these oases of beauty lie.
We need two figures to undertake this simple calculation - the population of the country and the FIFA Ranking.
Unfortunately, the FIFA Rankings are highly non-linear and so, for a more meaningful yet simplistic overview, we have chosen to rank the nations by i) population (1st to 32nd) and ii) FIFA Rankings (1st to 32nd).
So, for example, the Hyperimperium with 309 million wage slaves, ranks highest in terms of total population (if not popular intellect) but only 13th in the Soccerball Ratings - a Rating of -12.
Meanwhile, Uruguay with just 3 million souls is the second least populated country in the tournament and yet is 15th in the footballing hierarchy - a Rating of +16 (31-15).
One might hazard to suggest that there is a significantly greater football culture in the former World Cup winning nation. In fact, there are grounds for suggesting that Uruguay has been the greatest territory over the 80 years of Jules Rimet And All That.
If we were to become pernickety about it, we could include other disequilibrium inputs eg GDP, political biases within FIFA, the impact of war etc but then we would be putting together a mini-model for you and we don't want to be doing the likes of that.
Also, it is obviously difficult for highly populated countries to rank positively in our hierarchy, and we would suggest that any positive figure for the top ten nations (Spa, Bra, Neth, Por, Ita, Ger, Eng, Fra, Arg and Gre) is a good thing.
So, who should you avoid having a kickabout on the beach with this summer, and who should you seek out to humiliate with your limited ball retention skills?
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 Top Six
1. PORTUGAL +19
2. NETHERLANDS +18
3. URUGUAY +16
4. GREECE +12
4. SERBIA +12
6. SPAIN +11
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 Bottom Six
32. JAPAN -24
31. SOUTH AFRICA -20
30. SOUTH KOREA -19
29. NORTH KOREA -17
28. NIGERIA -16
27. USA -12
FIF Footie Fantasia World Cup 2010 FIFA Top Ten Ranking Teams
PORTUGAL +19
NETHERLANDS +18
GREECE +12
SPAIN +11
ARGENTINA +4
ITALY +3
ENGLAND +2
BRAZIL 0
GERMANY 0
FRANCE -1
All of which goes to show that, apart from the Dutch, nobody in Northern Europe should be bounced into thinking that we are any good at this sport.
Still, with Barack Obama agreeing to attend the Final in Jo'burg if the US team gets there, one should always remember that the outcomes of these stand alone tournaments are decided in some very murky corridors indeed.
Meanwhile, we are thinking, once again, of producing our "Anyone But England" Flags - if some Glasgow Rangers fan is able to make thousands standing outside Old Trafford selling green and gold deludo-scarves, why shouldn't a Mancunian stand outside Ibrox selling "Anyone But England" Flags?
And while we are on really important issues, how much tax have the repeated newspaper images cost the green and gold deludo-scarf seller?
But.
Does Glasgow do tax?
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