Sunday, 28 March 2010

These Are Some Of The Questions Of Our Time #

What Or Who Decides The Outcome Of Football Matches?

Roberto Martinez refers obliquely to "third party decisions" and the astute Spaniard is more than correct.
But the loci of those third parties are both disparate and interlinked dependent upon the murky circumstance.

Why Was There No Mention In The British Press About The Wave Of Arrests For Match-Fixing In Turkey Until The Observer Ran A Footnote Today?

Fatih Akyel played 64 times for his country and Arif Erdem was another star performer during the years when the Turkish team ran very fast indeed.
Both are now in prison awaiting trial for fraud and belonging to an illegal criminal organisation - presumably implying that there is legal variety...

Others among the 46 under arrest include managers, owners, administrators and the inevitable goalkeeping troupe.
There are seven individuals still on the run.

Meanwhile in China, three more referees have been arrested - Lu Jun, Huang Junjie and Zhou Weixin - following on the jailing of Gong Jianping for ten years for taking bribes.

There are other match fixing investigations underway or recently completed in Germany, Belgium, Italy, Eire, Croatia, Macedonia, Poland, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia, Bosnia Herzegovina, Portugal, Israel, Switzerland, Austria, Zimbabwe, Ukraine and Singapore.

We could add Spain, Scotland, Greece, Russia, Denmark, France, Romania, Serbia, Albania, Finland, the Netherlands and Bulgaria as other illegitimate territories.

But the one that me and my team are most certain about is the English Premier League - ScudamoreWorld.

Why Are MUST MUGS?

Standing proudly in your green and gold finery, taking a stand against the free market, a principled army of real supporters...
And what are you standing for, you people?
This is not FC United of Manchester, a community response to a neo-con venture.
This is no different than Romania in 1989.
This is a coup.

For just as the Iliescu clan removed the Ceausescu clan from power in order to impose the same template of corruption.
So it must be for MUST.

Goldman Sachs are the bankers behind the Glazers.
Goldman Sachs are the bankers behind the Red Knights.
Goldman Sachs are the bankers where Sir Ferguson stashes his tens of millions.

Red Knights?
Red Shites.

Why Does The Murdochracy Avoid Reality?

90% of fans are in favour of the implementation of the Ofcom dissection of the BSkyB business model for top level corrupted sport in Britain.
The Murdochracy has levered the malleable ones that ruin the federations and bodies that now oversee our sports to back their objections into Ofcom massively reducing the subscription rates for BSkyB sport on other media platforms.

Strangely but predictably enough, there is no mention of this appeal in The Times.

You will pay to read our hyperreality.
You will pay.

Who Is Responsible For The Demise Of West Ham United?

Well, the media is pointing the finger at Gianfranco Zola.
And the enthusiastic and the credulous unsupport their team making away fixtures preferable for the Hammers.

But the Porn Barons, having been outwitted on every level by the Billionaire Bookmaking Barber, must take their share of the blame.
But you need to go further back and examine Tevez and Mascherano, Curbishley, Joorabchian, the Icelandic Robber Bankers and, of course, last but not least, the decision #####################################################################
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Why Are The Government Allowing The Premier League To Enable A Cover Up At Portsmouth? Or Whose Storrie Now?

Well, there is a simple answer to that one.
The brand is fucked.
Long live the brand.

Angelos Andronikou has form.
I used to work with Shami Ahmed, the founder of Joe Bloggs Clothing, and there must be a Real concern that the public purse is to suffer at the hands of more righteous creditors eg crooked owners and dodgy agents.

Meanwhile, Mrs Fran Storrie, wife of Whose-Storrie-Now? puts us all in the picture in her own inimitable style: "The only thing Peter is guilty of is trying to be a hero and saving that club. We've been living a nightmare but we'll get through it. Us Eastenders are made tough."

And corrupt, it would seem from where we stand.
And anyway, when the Krays appeared in Manchester, they were escorted back to the train and sent back from whence they came.

So not that tough.

"I've got shoulders as wide as Hulme Flyover,
Teeth as white as the white cliffs of Dover.
I've got 'don't mess with me' tattooed on me teeth.
I'm from Manchester.
And I'm hard" - Lemn Sissay.


Why Is It Really Really Funny To Us When John Colquhoun Has A Really Really Bad Week?

Tony Mowbray sacked as manager of Celtic after the clubs worst season for 43 years and their first defeat to St Mirren for 21 years and their heaviest defeat to St Mirren ever.
Colquhoun was behind the appointment and the disastrous transfers.

Capello hints that Theo Walcott is peripheral to the World Cup squad. Walcott so ineffective that even John Motson noticed it and Arsenal looked like a proper team only when the sprinter was substituted by a footballer.

Colquhoun, who claims through a smirk, that ###################################
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The air-kick against Chelsea was his Paul Robinson moment.
Tsk!

And Callum Davenport finally left West Ham United after all that stabbing and all that racism and all that sibling strife.

And Fulham, where he is club agent, are knocked out of the FA Cup and then pasted by 'Umble 'Ull.

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Like really really funny...

For The Good Of The Club, Why Doesn't Stan Kroenke Just Take Over Now?

Because he is not primarily interested in the good of the club.
As the allegedly hyperintelligent American moved to within just 10 shares of having to launch a club takeover, he will now stall.
Once the Champions League campaign is as dead in the water as the Premier League one always was, Mr Kroenke will be able to hoover up all those shares much more cheaply.

Why Is Richard Scudamore Still In A Job? Why Is Sir Dave Richards Still In A Job?

Portsmouth, Newcastle, West Ham United (twice), Manchester United, Liverpool, Hull City, Shinawatra, Asian bookmakers taking over Birmingham, ##################
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Our Great Leader is feeling the pressure.
He has spoken.

"The idea that there is somehow this independent regulator with no links to the actual constituents that somehow thinks that this medicine is good for you is a hard one to swallow. What is the point of a totally independent board? To decide what on behalf of whom?"

Well, Fuck-Face, 'a totally independent board' is needed to stop you selling OUR game to ######################################################################
And, Fuck-Face, this board would decide on your guilt in the massive corruption that, once it breaks, will make Calciopoli look like a smidgen of nothingness.
But, Fuck-Face, we hear that Fatih Akyel's lawyer is looking for new clients.

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