Saturday 1 May 2010

I'm Not A Racist But It Would Seem That The Vast Majority Of You Fuckers On The Electoral Register Are #

I'm Not A Racist But La Liga Is Strongly Biased In Favour Of Real Madrid And Castille

Check out the teams that HyperReal Madrid puppet.
Check the matches adjacent to the Champions League for Barcelona.
Check out the key match decisions over the season - our proprietary index shows HyperReal Franco at ## and FC Catalunya at ## (where 100 is pure corruption in a positive direction and 0 is pure corruption t'other way).

Viva La Quinta Brigada :)

I'm Not A Racist But Many Italians Are

Being Black in Italy is like being Black in Buxton.
That is, grim...

Mario Balotelli is an Uppity Nigger and Italy doesn't do Black Power.

Mourinho doesn't get on with Mario, his teammates don't get on with Mario, the Italian media slaughters Mario and the Inter fans aren't too struck on him either.

Over to Mino Raiola, Mario's agent: "A few days ago Mario found that someone had loosened the wheel nuts on his car. If someone isn’t careful, he risks getting killed on the motorway."

He is not yet 20 years of age.

I'm Not A Racist But William Hill Bookmakers Target Addicts

Online you will find numerous inducements to open a gambling account with Leeds-based bookies William Hill.
To encourage you to start up a new addictive pastime, they offer you a bribe of £25.

If, however, you visit the male urinal of any public house authorised to show ScudamoreWorld live and such bog offers Advertising While You Piss, you will see an offer from William Hill providing you with a £30 free bet to join up.

At the very least grab the fiver.

A postmodern marketing reflection of the historical proximity of licensed betting offices to pubs.

If William Hill knew where they were located, they'd be next door to smack houses and opium dens too.

I'm Not A Racist But I'm A Leader Of A British Political Party

Excellent.
The mask is off.

The British Election 2010 is to be decided by the Le Pen factor.

The French possessed the good sense to prevent the racists gaining power by isolating the anti-immigration vote in one loci.
This is not feasible here due to the distribution of bigots across the political spectrum.
The racists are even in the Green Party in this septic isle.

What a nasty and irrelevant little place...

I'm Not A Racist But Party Leader Admits That The State Is A Mafiosi

Nick Clegg wants to get the lunatic asylum seekers: "out of the hands of the criminals and into the hands of the taxman."
!!!!!!!

Yo! Pay protection money to us instead.

Jean Baudrillard: "Monopoly structures (and any state is a monopoly, since it claims a monopoly in the political and social spheres) cannot but secrete a para-political society, a mafia of some sort, to control this form of generalised corruption. It is pure hypocrisy on the part of the political authorities to fight this mafia, since it is an emanation of those authorities themselves."

I'm Not A Racist But I Don't Work For A Proper Media Outlet Either

Dearie, dearie me...
Which gutter will Theo Guardian end up in?

Instead of the usual PR exercises on behalf of those who leak the fake news to the peripheralised 'journalists', the paper is now offering straight advertorials.
And on behalf of bookmaking organisations too.

Following on from the season long advertising project in favour of dodgy bookmaker Sportingbet, Barry Glendenning gives Betfair's Andy Gray a chance to promote his clients.

The conclusion to this pitiful nonsense includes the following claptrap...
Andy Gray talked to Small Talk on behalf of Betfair... Tune into www.betfairfootball.com - a great football website... the home of football rivalry."

And there were we thinking that the rivalry was to do with a football match on the pitch and in the stands.

It matters more when they are taking your money out of it...

I'm Not A Racist But Rafa Is A Waste Of Space. Always Has Been. Always Will Be...

Well, the laundry man ain't no astrologer :)
But he did get it right about the excitement and the late goal.

19 defeats in one season.
No utilisation of ball boys during the second leg against the only proper team from Madrid - if you are a glum scouse, count up all those seconds passing away.

I'm Not A Racist But I'm Not Too Happy About The Germans Buying Greece

Those ostriches who believe that state sovereignty matters at all in these Friedmanian Times, should look at the Reality of Greece.

A group of German banks and private companies are considering a proprietary £1 billion bailout of Greece now that the country has been reduced to junk status by the speculative elite who work together to achieve such super-systemic holistic cornered markets.

Baudrillard: "The only suspense that remains is that of knowing how far the world can derealise itself before succombing to its reality deficit or, conversely, how far it can hyperrealise itself before succombing to an excess of reality (the point when, having become perfectly real, truer than true, it will fall into the clutches of total simulation)."

I'm Not A Racist But The Bookmakers Set Up A Fake 'Rigged' Match Last Weekend To Pay For The Damages Resulting From Chievo V Catania

The whispers and the market moves, the fake dynamics while the Real market burrowed underground, the mugs were on a Draw between Livorno and Catania last weekend.
Which is exactly where the insiders and the professionals were not.
We did warn you that this would occur.

And, if you were outside the loop, there was still money to be made.
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I'm Not A Racist But I'm Really Pleased That Glasgow Rangers Will Get No Money From Gary Neville's Testimonial Due To All That Urination In Our Beautiful City

The Greater Manchester Police are not tough enough to deal with Hordes of Hun.

Are there any difficulties with playing this testimonial offshore?
Somewhere away from taxing eyes?

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