Monday, 21 September 2009

Tempus Fugit? Fuck It! #

So were Abu Dhabi United robbed by Martin Atkinson?

This post, for subscribers only, details the Reality behind what went on at Old Trafford yesterday.

But we will inform non-subscribers of one little detail...

OUR TRADERS KNEW THAT MANCHESTER UNITED WERE GOING TO WIN THE DERBY PRE-MATCH.
EVEN AT 3-3 AFTER 91 MINUTES, WE WERE CONFIDENT.
BUT, HEY, THAT'S SCUDAMOREWORLD.

It might have been exciting.
But it wasn't Real.
It was like pornography.

"Time - He flexes like a whore,
Falls wanking to the floor,
His trick is you and me, boy" - David Bowie.

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