Will it be Misery At The Mall?
Or will it be Ecstasy for the Xenophobes??
Has Fabio packed his brolly???
To have not is surely folly...
That's fuckin' poetry, is that.
What we are going to do, right, is this.
We're going to do one of our live match commentaries on this evening's spectacular at Wembley - we'll talk about markets and where the money is going (and has been), and we'll mock the nonsense on the pitch, and we'll examine why Ukraine are so key to everything, and we'll discuss why there was such a huge plunge on Austria in the betting markets after the match referee was altered from Baskakov to our very own cuddly Martin Atkinson (surely such things should not impact upon the markets.... surely not).
So that will be a hoot, won't it?
You might even be able to determine which way we have traded on the event and make yourself a few extra pennies to furnish yourself against the recession.
And, because all international qualifiers have a certain dreariness about them, and because it is impossible to moan about those bloody musicians with their imperial fare for a full ninety minutes (although we could try if it was put to us as a challenge), we will fill out the post with some pertinent twitterings about life, the universe, everything...
And, for subscribers, we will additionally have the cheek to give this single post a double weighting which means, in effect, we are ripping you off 5.7p or 3.8p depending which subscription level you are on.
But you will let us off now, won't you?
Ah! Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on....
So, visit http://www.footballisfixed.blogspot.com/ at 20:00 BST and waste your life away.
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