The Police, The Premier League, The FA And The Great And The Good All Blame Black Man For Racism
Their faces contorted with hatred.
And with good reason too.
The object of their racist scorn was tormenting them.
And he sports dreadlocks...
The response to Emmanuel Adebayor's excellent goal celebration - this is what football used to be about, passion, confrontation, battle, until it was rebranded as a casino game - has been what one expects of a xenophobic little island.
There is a nasty undercurrent of racism at the Emirates with numerous English Defence League types having infiltrated the prawn-sandwich eating technical analysts.
Both Adebayor and Emmanuel Eboué (perhaps they have a problem with Black men with girlie names?) suffered from this not-so-folksy racism last season and even Wenger is targeted for not being English and not winning anything due to the colossal annual handicap imposed from above.
These racist simpletons with their homogenisation of attitude should remove the blinkers and see the world as it Really is.
Take John Terry.
The man who told us that "English players are too honest to dive", and went on to describe such shenanigans as being indicative of a "foreign mentality", he showed us what Real English honesty is like last week.
His introduction to Croatian substitute at the Food Mall - Ivan Klasnic with his double kidney transplant - was to punch the man in the kidneys.
Hospital for Spittle, and only Alleged Spittle at that.
Ah! The English mentality.
Whistleblowing The Whistleblowers
All the kerfuffle about Lee Probert sending Arsène Wenger to the astral plane during the mugging in Old Trafford missed one key point.
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Inevitably, Probert has not had a refereeing appointment since while Dean managed to add thirteen minutes injury time at Stoke on Saturday - Chelsea scored both of their goals in this extra injury happy hour time.
And Mark Clattenburg, the man with the weave and a propensity for menaces, the man who was less than two metres from the stamp on Van Persie which should have seen him and one of the Emmanuel's sent off, ############################################
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Yes, that man.
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And, more pertinently, why was he allowed to return to top flight refereeing anyway?
We understand that threats and menaces are part of the brand, unlike goal celebrations, but surely the man should have been given permanent wig-gardening time.
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