NEUROTIC DESPOTIC SCUDAMOREWORLD PRE-SEASON SPECIAL - THE STATE OF PLAY
Don Quixote To Sell Newcastle To Secretive Consortium With Links To America And England And Business
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"Newcastle United comes with a lot of baggage..."
As somebody said.
Illegal Owner Selling Portsmouth To Another Illegal Owner, Peter Storrie continues To Get Richer And Richer
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When asked if the sale of the south coast club from the arms-dealer-with-arrest-warrant-on-his-head to a Ponzi-fronted-consortium-covering-for-an-excellency-with-a-corruption-charge-on-his-head, Peter 'Doom And Gloom' Storrie said: "I have heard all the doom and gloom stories about us being loaded with a mountain of debt which will mean we have to have a fire-sale of players in the summer. But I am telling you that's absolute rubbish."
Said Storrie before selling Crouch, Johnson and, now, James.
West Ham Owners Stage Fake Armed Insurrection In Iceland In Brave Attempt To Delay Court Hearing
August 6th was always the date when the future of one of ScudamoreWorld's favourites, West Ham United, would be decided.
For today's the day that Straumur will find out if they, like the others above, are unfit-and-improper-persons to own a ScudamoreWorld entity.
Straumur is trying to turn itself into an asset management company, but creditors must agree.
If Straumur is wound up today then this would have a very serious impact on another of ScudamoreWorld's franchise owners just ahead of the start of the season.
Last Iberian Player To Leave ScudamoreWorld Denies That He Is A Mercenary
The Premier League is past its summit.
It is all downhill from now on.
Shirt sponsorship deals are down 30% over the last twelve months.
Attendances, or lack of them, are ignored by the media with focus entirely on the Big 4 and their sold-out-stadia, until Arsenal started struggling to fill the ground and Manchester United no longer had a waiting list for season tickets.
Then Slack Jaw's Lot decided to make British exports competitive by a deliberate devaluation of sterling.
Then Slack Jaw's Lot put the top rate of tax up to 50%, which is only 45% below where it Really should be, as it happens.
This leads to the exit of top players and a barrier to drafting other overseas players into ScudamoreWorld, hence a devaluation of the product.
More gambling money and more under-the-table transfer arrangements with operators representing more than one party in the former and agents representing more than one party in the latter.
Exit the mercenaries...
Enter the crooks...
Wenger: "The new taxation system, and the collapse of sterling, means the domination of the Premier League will go."
England is virtually, an excellent choice of word even though I say so myself, the only territory in the world where football is not governed at its highest levels by the national association.
Instead it is governed by ScudamoreWorld - a private theme park that creates spectacles within the constraints enforced by #####################################
The tentacles of ScudamoreWorld slither into locations that should be of no interest to a Real national association.
Unless to investigate criminality and corruption, that would be...
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