My goodness, you take three weeks off in order to deal with death and loss and an alteration to new realities, and the fake world of football continues to astonish.
And, en masse...
Welcome to our Mega-Neo-Hyper-Twitter.
The cumulative impact of this post shows what a charade the footballing world has become - by including all this nonsense in just one post, it demonstrates the massive wave of rubbish that you are all being continually fed by what is laughingly called the mainstream media.
And don't think that we have finished with the corrupt consortium who are corrupting Premier League games either.
Our next post details the mechanics of the scam with particular focus on several matches involving players from this corrupt stable of manipulators.
And a leading newspaper group are helping our case with a demonstration of their unrealised (!?) links to individuals involved in this colossal scam as fake media coverage and column centimetres are given this weekend to two of the players under the tutelage of our conspirator-in-chief.
After all, what is the mainstream media for other than to gather their Diplock gold and to perpetuate the myth that we are dealing with a sporting reality here?
Incidentally, one of the criminals involved in this corruption attempted to get the Football Is Fixed blog closed following our last post.
Blogger informed us of their efforts.
Sir, accept the fact that your public image is to be permanently tarnished or take us to court :)
In a Keeganesque-stylee, we would love it if you took legal action.
Go on.
Do one.
Anyway, back to the Mega-Neo-Hyper-Twitter.
We intend to twitter about the following phantasmagoric fallacies in today's post:
The Difference Between Football And Religion
Why All True Celtic Fans Should Wish For Rangers To Win The SPL Title
Kevin Kilbane And His Revealing Body Language
Crookery At The Grand National
The Enhanced Energy of Liverpool
How To Solve The Global Water Shortage
Why The US Is Identical To North Korea
A Filipino Derby In The Premier League
Stoke City - A Proper Shit On A Stick
Yet Another Second Coming At Newcastle
Why The Premier League Target Sunderland
Betting Turnover On Tottenham Hotspur Matches
Getting Your Teeth Whitened For A Parental Funeral
The Dubious Dubious Goals Panel
The Resurrection Of The Premier League Title Race (Fakely, Of Course)
The Return Of Clattenbung
Non-Criminality At Porto (Allegedly)
Manipulation Of Match Referees In The Premier League
Why Southampton Are Different Than Luton, Rotherham Or Leeds United
Howard Webb And Poland
Proof That Steven Gerrard Is Not In Any Way Involved In Anything Remotely Criminal
Why Black Men Shouldn't Buy Jewelry In Cheshire
Thank Goodness For France
Video Technology (Again)
Harry Redknapp And His Toxicity
Welcome to the World Of ScudamoreWorld.
Finally, we would like to offer a free annual subscription to the Football Is Fixed blog to the true hero who threw a coin at Mike Dean during the match between Cardiff and Swansea (see: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8vsrg_mike-dean-hit-by-coin_sport).
There is no truth in the rumour that Dean picked up the coin and bet with it during the half-time interval...
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