Tuesday 9 July 2024

The Moral Of The Story Is The Rich Are Fucking Cuntiums

The Moral Of The Story Is The Rich Are Fucking Cuntiums

Strange how every single South East Asian bookmaker that we can access knew that England v Switzerland would be a draw after 90 minutes.

Must be magic, I guess.
Football entering the Magic Circle?

Having spoken to several contacts in various sectors in Germany, the host nation are totally livid that England / Anthony Taylor mugged them despite the fact that we warned all clients very early in the tournament that the Pommies were going to target their colleagues in crime.

This, of course, is the standard organised crime template.
The rancid wee man burns all of his bridges eventually in his quest for self-annihilation.

Here lies a Fucking Cuntium.
RIP.

Netherlands v Turkey

After ensuring that the Turks would be without key players after yellow cards were selectively chosen and Demiral was banned (while Bellingham's ban was suspended - of course it was), the only question is when the Dutch team (sponsored by Wasserman) will win.
Surely?

Well, the corruption matrix says that the Netherlands will qualify.