Arsenal.
Arsène.
Arshavin.
Arse Over Tit.
De-evolution...
This post, which details the reasons why our Trading Team believe that Aston Villa will grab the fourth Champions League spot this season, is for subscribers only.
The "whole paraphernalia of humbug of pretence" will be ceremoniously rolled out to celebrate a new entirely fake threshold in the ScudamoreWorld-inspired demise of Arsenal FC.
The Fat Man may soon be squeezing in.
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