Monday 28 October 2024

INTERNAL DOCUMENT - The Cleansing Of Manchester United

               Erik Ten Hag hiding in the back seat as he exits Cheshire home after sacking

Network members should once again check the original Bucuresti server for our analytics on who will be the next permanent manager at Old Trafford

The Clown's captured pseudo-journalists at the Guardian tell us that Thomas Frank is the favourite which is strange because Ruben Amorim was 3/10 favourite at the time

The Guardian altered their headline after we first published this INTERNAL DOCUMENT - they suggest it is now Frank and Amorim that are the two favourites

And, at 21:00 GMT the idiotic fake news 'journalists' alter the headline again (and rewrite the article) to say that Amorim is in advanced talks with United over replacing Ten Hag

The original article has now been entirely removed from the Guardian website

What superlative journalism

At 21:16 GMT, some other fake entity at the Guardian goes for: "This is a major black eye for Ineos"

Not so

It's a cleansing

At 08:00 on 29th, serial liar Jonathan Wilson (in the Guardian) points out in his headline that in his esteemed estimation Amorim would be taking "an enormous risk" going to Man United

By 08:45, this became just "a risk"

And by late morning it had morphed into "an enormous risk" again

More superlative journalism

A Gestifute-associated man into United will be the final peripheralisation of the Clown at the club

Mole Trafford tells us Ratcliffe has tired of this Clown - a hustler brim full of excuses but a vacuum pump when it comes to strategy

Additionally, Frank comes from a gambling club owned by bookmaker Matthew Benham

Ratcliffe is aware that much of United's issues come from insiders short-selling the Red Devils in the markets

Ratcliffe aims higher than this and all of the best managers in the Premier League come from the Iberian peninsula - Guardiola, Arteta, Iraola, Emery, Silva, Espirito Santo, Maresca, Lopetegui...
... Amorim is by far the best available option for United

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