Saturday 9 March 2024

The Seven Dwarfs Of Old Trafford - Crappy, Jock, Numpty, Dopey, Cash Full, Creepy & Sleazy

Originally Published March 9th 2024 for For Green Fields clients

Ten Hag, of course, is a self-delusional halfwit over-promoted by several strata and one of the numerous weak cogs in Man United 1.0.

Then Britain's richest psychopath arrived to create Man United 2.0 and the initial signs (acquiring the sleeper who had fronted as Manchester City's Chief Operation Officer, for example) were that the said sociopath was going to professionalise an operation that had hovered between a boiler room scam and an organised crime matrix.

But Britain's richest psychopath doesn't do delicate due diligence.
Every single entity that Britain's richest psychopath approaches to enhance his latest corruption project is also either over-promoted, sociopathic or both.

Ashworth, Freedman, Coe and Neville are not the solution to this rancid football club's issues.

Meanwhile, Ten Hag repeatedly demonstrates his strategic idiocy with bizarre public pronouncements that just deepen the hole in which he resides.
His days at Old Trafford remain numbered.
He is the weakest of cogs.

Today's TNT / BT Sports event is an integrity-lite giggle of a game.

By far the most interesting analytical arena since Britain's richest psychopath arrived is the Doping Profile.
Of course, the two knights of the imperial realm have considerable form when it comes to Performance Enhancing Substances (PESs) - think Wiggins and Froome and the role of Team Sky doctors in Leicester City's Fairy Tale (amongst many others).

Team Sky distorted integrity beyond recognition while the Leicester City Fairy Tale was Grimm.

The two knights of the imperial realm understood from Day One that close focus would be given to any utilisation of PESs by United (not by UKAD, but by market analysts).
The template created to secrete PESs shenanigans is an attempt at complexity.
It fails.
United have been doping.

And, while on the subject of doping, we reported that UEFA, who had allowed doping in the Champions League Group Stage had warned the clubs that reached the Knockout Phase that testing for PESs would be rigorous from now on.
Better late than never.

All 16 teams have consequently avoided doping which has the side benefit to the likes of us that it becomes very clear which of these 16 outfits had sachets in the fridge in the groups.
QE fucking D.

But we can at least look forward to Match Of The Day when the obnoxious thug Alan Shearer can revisit his recent racist rants against Rashford.
Shearer evidently has issues with 'uppity niggers' but is fine with beheadings and the dissolving of journalists in vats of acid.

Rashford stood up for his class...
... Shearer is a racist quisling.

Oh, and by the way, the outcome of this match will be in the markets pre-match.

Debriefing:

By releasing this information to a certain OCG early in the market phases, the Football is Fixed Network entirely altered the template of corruption in this event...
... it was still fixed but in its own unique way.

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