Tuesday 14 May 2024

Well, Fuck Me...

Well, Fuck Me..

The spectacle has landed...
... a final day uber-day mega-day hyper-day, beyond comprehension, fireworks, explosions, the eyes of the nation, the world, the world beyond, people residing in Preston, every-fucking-thing, every fucking place.
Razor-like focus.

And yet it's actually nothing.
It's wrestling.
Old skool wrestling - Mick McManus vs Giant Haystacks, a little bet on the side.
Farce.
Spectacular farce.

Either...

City will deservedly win the league or they will be robbed by stuff.

In the big scheme of things, that appears a quite arbitrary construct,

A pseudo thing versus a fake thing.
The hairs are standing up on the back of my neck.
Fucking tension, ma'an.

Salisbury is a geyser.
He referees football matches where the most remarkable outliers of QMA (Quantum Market Analytics) exist.
The fucker is on one.

So. 

Tonight, the man who shows a remarkable tilt in his decision-making in favour of Spurs and who also, entirely by the weirdest of flukes,.would appear to very much want to undermine City, is on VAR.

Of course he fucking is.
The mugging has to be tonight.

But here's the rub...

It's going to take a fair bit of footballing terrorism to undermine Citeh.

So tonight's event, in our estimation, has to be legitimate or so bizarrely illegitimate that it kind of destroys the brand.

Manchester City are the best team in the Premier League.
End of.

Spurs, we are told, will be doping at half time, as is their wont, one trick pony outfit.

The mugging of City is, apparently, why Masters and his crew exist.

Fine.

But you are destroying a thing.
A history.
Once it becomes Giant Haystacks, it will never again be Maradona or Puskas or Tony Green again.
And that, in the big scheme of things, would seem to be a shame.

On the upside of the seesaw...

Happy Days!

The Big Decision?

Should the Premier League Final Day Extravaganza be a duality - City versus Arsenal, Pep v Mikel, one type of adaptation to reality versus another.
Or should there be a sideshow - Villa, Spurs?

Key input to either / or of these options is revenue flow.

Which pathway of spectacle yields the most outcome for organised crime, for bookmakers, for media, for bookmakers and organised crime, for organised crime and media et al...?

We know the answer to that question so it is in some form rhetorical.

And the point of all this is?

Still. Salisbury?
What a weird fuckin fluke!

Happy days.

The End of the Brand or Citeh win.

The Best Team In The Land And All The World.

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