Solstice greetings from Jerry and the other assorted bodies involved in this sublime object of desire.
If you are lucky over xmas, you will receive posts on Flimsy Sabermetrics, The Art of War and Whistleblowing, and one on the non-existence of time, the existence of multiverses, eternal inflation, cosmological rebirth, dark matter, the Higgs boson and the Standard Model (oh and the problem with gravity and people).
If you are really really lucky, you won't have to put up with anything...