This post, which is totally for subscribers only, examines the performance of the English refereeing team for the Europa Cup match in Croatia yesterday between Dinamo Zagreb and Ajax Amsterdam.
The referee was Mike Dean, neatly fitting this event in between two live BSkyB matches.
Will he match his skip of delight at giving Birmingham their penalty last Sunday?
I do hope so.
Beach Ball Jones was the 4th Official and Andre "I Know How To Get Liverpool To Win" Marriner stood behind a goalline interfering with things.
We also examine the biases in favour of West European teams over their Eastern Brethren.
We rumble Dean and we rumble UEFA.
But not for freeloaders, we don't...
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