Evolution...
We started with a couple of brief Twitters, before extending a collection of such Twitters into a TwitterSoap, and now we bring you TwitterSoapRealTime - A Corruption Feed.
The post below will be added to in Real-Time over the next few days, as and when we feel like it.
You might expect observations, market advices, rants, overviews, holistics, mockery and legal provocations in the directions of the perpetrators of the corruptions that define your existences.
Obviously, this is just a flagrant, yet fragrant, ploy to further boost our hits.
But, as regular readers will understand, we always provide you with a little something in return.
Scousers Taking The PESs? 15/03/09
Generally, the utilisation of Performance Enhancing Substances (PESs) may be determined via inside information, market analysis or, over a period of time, the fundamentals.
Institutional bias also publicises its hyperreality in a similar range of manners.
Now that ScudamoreWorld have done that which we desired and reignited a moribund title race, it is worth just taking a glance at a few highlight figures relating to Liverpool FC.
In 7 matches (three at home, four away) against Real Madrid (2), Chelsea (2), Manchester United (2) and Arsenal (1), Liverpool have won 6 and drawn 1.
In these matches, they have scored 9 goals late in the half (a fundamental measurement of fitness differential) while their august opponents have managed exactly 0.
Fair enough, Liverpool FC might just be a phenomenal team.
So let us compare this grouping of seven matches with the remainder of Liverpool's Premiership matches this season.
Liverpool have played 24 other matches, only winning 13 of them - this is against the likes of Stoke, West Brom, Fulham, Wigan etc - and, more revealingly, against these lesser sides, Liverpool have scored 20 late goals and let in 10.
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Additionally, in their five matches against the other members of the Big 4, Liverpool have received 4 sendings off in their favour.
So let us all celebrate ScudamoreWorld and the Fake Climax - Fix The Big Matches And Allow Them The Use Of ###################### And Liverpool Are In The Title Race.
Who Needs Reality??!!
Consortium Hitting The Premiership 14/03/09
One consortium is impacting on numerous Premiership matches in the early market phases.
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As per usual with this particular clan, the market access has been peppered with positions, sometimes disinformational, sometimes in reaction to market Realities, sometimes spurious, but always broadly distributed across the global markets to attempt to disguise the criminalities at play.
The Real McCoy - Irish Moss 13/03/09
The Real McCoy is proper comedy, or a proper album by genius, McCoy Tyner.
The Real McCoy has also been the Cheltenham Hyperreality 2009.
We were telling anybody who was willing to listen pre-Cheltenham to SELL Tony McCoy winners over the first three days of the Fake Festival.
This QED was hardly superstring theoretic.
Both Ladbrokes and William Hill bookmakers had their shop-fronts festooned with victorious images of 'the best national hunt jockey in the world', there were widespread media references to the expectations of McCoy riding numerous winners - after all, the man had recently achieved his 3,000th career winner and had been a serial over-performer, on occasion, at previous Fake Festivals.
So, where do we stand after Day 3?
Tony McCoy has just one winner.
Tony McCoy has been riding a lot of horses for Nicky Henderson.
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Meanwhile, Ruby Walsh, with 5 winners at the FF, rides Kauto Star, the favourite in the Gold Cup for another 'interesting' trainer, Paul Nicholls.
Oh! The money that I have historically made opposing well-backed favourites from the Henderson and Nicholls yards!!
UEFA Referee Appointments 13/03/09
There is no evidence that western European referees are superior to those from the eastern half of the continent.
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In this case, why have UEFA provided exactly zero officials from eastern Europe for the Champions League and UEFA Cup 1/8th Final matches?
24 games and the most exotic UEFA can come up with is Hungary and Croatia...
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Next year, the UEFA Cup is being rebranded as The Europa - "A Premium On Mediocrity For The Disenfranchised East" is much closer fidelity to Reality.
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