Gong!

After all the meetings, discussions, analyses, blogging and strategy, Football is Fixed/Dietrological warrant a Championship Medal if Manchester City overcome their handicap and pip the vastly inferior United to the title.

No shots on target at Eastlands, 1-6, the ###### of the FA Cup match refereed by Chris Foy - the ref at Old Trafford today...
... Ferguson risks bringing the game into disrepute in his desperate attempts to contort the blindingly obvious into a meta-criminal neohyperreality.

But remember, the Reds have 12 v 11 at Old Trafford...
... while the Blues face an extra man, away from home too.