A Recipe for Disaster - Liverpool FC

Take Tom Hicks and George Gillett.

Add Rafa Benitez, Roy Hodgson and Kenny Dalglish.

Mix in Damien Comolli and John Colquhoun.

Combine in an aesthetically and professionally displeasing dish including such sabermetric anomalies as Jordan Henderson, Stewart Downing, Jose Enrique, Craig Bellamy, Jose Reina, Steven Gerrard, Jay Spearing, Martin Skrtel, Daniel Agger, Glen Johnson and Luis Suarez.

Serve with a combination of agents having too much influence over team selection, inappropriate external linkages of core players and a propensity for ####### market activities.

This club is dysfunctional beyond belief.

A dessert of yet another Ghost Goal decision in favour of Chelsea by one of  ##### referees, doesn't redeem a few poor courses.

The decline of a once great club.