The Trumpire Tasty Template Tofu Taco (Trump Ostentatiously Fucks Up & Trump Always Chickens Out)
Juvenal in Satire X: "The people who once bestowed commands , consulships, legions and all else, now meddles no more and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses."
What The Fuck Was That?
We are writing this with, in Joyce's words "... the terror of soul of a starving Irish village in which the curfew is still a nightly fear."
And welcome to our ramshackle scattergun trawl through the detritus of the Trump / Infantiono charade.
Enshittification
Pillage
Spotfixing
Tyranny.
Erythropoietin
Insider Trading
Nonce-encyclical
And Epstein and corruption and Epstein and those in the Epstein Files and racism and Epstein and war and fake media and genocide and systemic matchfixing and spectacle and Epstein and Trump (and Infantino)...
The aims were illicit profit and personal aggrandisement, the establishing of the foundations to financially strip out all of the value in global football by selling it off to private investors and to distract the masses from the secreted Epstein Files and some of the "unfortunate fallout" from the earlier tranches of rape facilitation,
So there was the Epstein backdrop and President Trump who is actually omnipresent in the Epstein Files and Epsteinites in the Executive Boxes alongside FIFA top brass at World Cup games and then it only turns out that the JP Morgan banker who is behind Infantino's sell off plan, Mary Endoes, had close links to Jeffrey Fuckin' Epstein.
So the first fact about World Cup 2026 - It Was The Epstein World Cup.
Trump, a pogrom-ite who specialises in terrible mistakes, projects that it would be a "terrible mistake" for FIFA to replace Infantino.
* Pogrom - A violent organised attack or mass destruction directed against a specific group, in this case - football fans.
A racist child rapist and his insidious sidekicks were trying to sell football to a bunch of Epsteinite fascists.
Due to the evident limitations in the man, Trump relies on doctrines - the Financial Times recently reported that Trump's FAFO (Fuck Around & Find Out) Doctrine had "finally caught up with him".
FAFO isn't strategic. It's a reactive form of anarchism, an anarchism with timidity.
So.
Threats, threats, threats, threats, backtrack, backtrack, backtrack, backtrack - Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO).
Or.
Make a huge song and dance about a fucking reality, garnering generational global attention and then entirely misplay your hand and totally fuck up in the full glare of the mocking masses - Trump Ostentiously Fucks Up (TOFU)
And.
Repeat.
The Trumpire - FAFO, TOFU, TACO, FAFO, TOFU, TACO, FAFO, TOFU, TACO, FAFO, TOFU, TACO, FAFO, TOFU, TACO, FAFO, TOFU, TACO on a loony loop..
Infantissimo or Infantinoicide?
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The Enshittification of Football - Football As Spectacle, Football As Hyperreality, Football As Fascism, Football As Systemic Corruption
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There Is Little Left To Save With FIFA But If You Want To Save What Little There Is To Save In Football This Is How One Might Approach The Task
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Joyce: "Plato, I believe, said that beauty is the splendour of truth. I don't think that it has a meaning but the true and the beautiful are akin. Truth is beheld by the intellect which is appeased by the most satisfying relations of the intelligible; beauty is beheld by the imagination which is appeased by the most satisfying relations of the sensible. The first step in the direction of truth is to understand the frame and scope of the intellect itself, to understand the act itself of intellection."
The version of football offered by the likes of Trump, Infantino, Wasserman, Colquhoun, Tuchel and Stones has nothing to do with beauty or truth...
... instead their version of football is rancid with corruption, matchfixing, insider trading, coercion, violence, power, money and victims.
So.
The PGMOL are delighted to inform the fan that they will be able to hear selected conversations between players and referees this season while the Premier League CEO tells fans to "believe your eyes."
We do believe our eyes.
That is the problem with a marketed pseudo-integrity sport.
Our perception reveals the truth and there is no beauty on view.
Only systemic corruption.
How about the PGMOL allow the fans to hear the conversations between the referee and VAR as that it where the corruption resides...
... and where the vestiges of truth might begin.
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