All Out
To celebrate the government introducing the Football Governance Bill in the House of Sociopaths, Sycophants and Inherited Wealth today, we share some constructs that really need to be addressed by IREF once it comes into existence.
IREF is the only thing that can save English football from the malicious influences of the Clown.
This Clown is too chaotic to be integral to football's future.
All In (Exhausted)
In just one weekend of football action, the Premier League, the Professional Game Match Officials Limited and the Football Association provided the abused football fan with the following array of fake spectacles, stuff and nonsense.
A Clown coalesced and catalysed these boiler room scam operations before laundering the hyperealities via his controlling oversight of some media output.
A Clown is linear not quantum.
A Clown believes Scenario Analytics is a promising Hungarian left back.
A Clown slithers in the gutter of short term corruptions while thinking this is what is known as strategy.
A Dwarf has undergone a metamorphosis into a Clown.
It was a chaotic weekend in the world of this Clown, an extension and extrapolation of the wide array of his rogue inputs....
There is fake on the field of play, promoted by fake in the media, with an outcome being an entirely fake construct that cries out for a government-backed regulator...
... just like IREF, only with teeth.
If .... then Football is Fixed
All In (Exhaustive)
Ryan Fraser (represented by Wasserman) entered the field of play as a Southampton substitute before exiting 3 minutes later having given away a penalty by tugging the shirt of Jamie Vardy (Wasserman). After Fraser (Wasserman) received his red card, Vardy (Wasserman) converted the penalty. Just minutes earlier an identical instance of shirt pulling occurred at the other end of the pitch as Jordan Ayew (Wasserman) fouled Paul Onuachu in the penalty area (with the shirt tug lasting for longer). Strangely referee Anthony Taylor elected only to give the Leicester City penalty and not the Southampton one. Ayew (Wasserman) went on to score the winning goal in this boiler room scam of a corrupted game. Even stranger, we found no evidence of Mr Taylor having any mysterious correlations between his in-play decision making and the betting markets. An unusual match all round.
But the biggest controversy last weekend was the officiating of referee Rob Jones and VAR Official Jarred Gillett in Arsenal's defeat at Bournemouth. Both Jones and Gillett are Liverpool fans who are not allowed to officiate on Liverpool's matches. They can however officiate games involving Liverpool's main rivals. The false sending off of Arsenal's William Saliba not only lost Arsenal the game but also meant that the defensive lynchpin would miss next weekend's potential title decider between Arsenal and Liverpool. These two Liverpool referees are not the only pair who cannot officiate on Liverpool games and this has been an issue with Manchester City games over the last two years. Arsenal and City should unite against this integrity manipulation - we have intercepts, transcripts and all of the insider trading patterns on the relevant games. The Saliba decision was further highlighted by a red card not being issued to Tosin Adarabioyo for an identical foul in the Liverpool vs Chelsea game on the following day. It is worthy of note as an addendum that there is magic in the air when Gillett is involved in EPL games in that one particular major global bookmaker magically knows the game outcome pre-match magically and that key insiders magically profit from this tragic magic. Magic!
The tears of a Clown... Just as Mo Salah scored the opening goal in this match, Telegraph associate editor Gordon Rayner published his dramatic proof that the Premier League, former prime minister Johnson and the mainstream media were lying over their knowledge of Mohammed bin Salman being in control of the takeover of Newcastle United. The WhatsApp messages from Amanda Staveley's account were absolutely damning. At 11pm that evening, the Clown attempted to diffuse this new reality with a defensive piece in the Guardian that was removed the following afternoon and replaced with a further article by the Clown where he said that the Premier League had leaked to him that they were choosing to ignore the impacts of these revelations although they were not prepared to make a public comment. I wonder why?! At the same time the current government were looking at the legality of the Newcastle takeover with the first response being that the Premier League must not take into account government foreign policy when addressing future takeovers. This will be included in the IREF bill, the government assures us. Football fans deserve to be in uproar over the Newcastle takeover cover up but the response of the Clown is merely to bury the story from the Guardian and pretend it never happened. The Clown can only fool the fans some of the time.Top class journalism. The Clown has a keen interest in the Newcastle Saudi Arabia project with 6 Wasserman players being at the club managed by Eddie Howe (Wasserman). Additionally, the Clown was an intermediary behind Newcastle's record signing Sandro Tonali. The Clown hid the fact that Tonali was about to be banned for betting offences in Italy thinking that his brand of sociopathy could peripheralise any impact. Tonali was banned for 10 months and the Clown used his output at the Guardian to try and create an altogether more cosy narrative. He failed. To enhance the ties, Steven Gerrard (Wasserman) is manager at Saudi club Al Ettifaq. As a complete aside, it is always worth any sceptics looking at Newcastle United matches when Gillett is involved as referee or VAR.
After Anthony Barry (Wasserman) was announced as assistant England coach, Mikel Arteta (Wasserman) said that he would be interested in the England post in the future. The Guardian, which exists under the Clown's heel, announced that Eddie Howe (Wasserman) and Graham Potter (Wasserman) had been considered to succeed Gareth Southgate. Joleon Lescott (Wasserman) had been assistant under Southgate but still had his Sky Sports gig to fall back on. Arteta (Wasserman) also endorsed Tuchel and Barry (Wasserman). The Guardian is a comic.
In the Telegraph, Jamie Carragher (Wasserman) wrote an advertorial on Enzo Maresca (Wasserman) saying that the Chelsea manager should follow the example of Thomas Tuchel and Barry (Wasserman) at Chelsea.
Despite a Premier League weekend full of intriguing and erroneous inputs from the Professional Game Match Officials Limited, the Guardian bemoaned a misapplication of VAR when Gary O'Neil (Wasserman) saw his team lose to Manchester City. Former referee Keith Hackett said the decision was correct. And it was.
In La Liga in Spain, the bottom two clubs (Las Palmas & Valladolid) were winless going into the weekend's games. Fortunately for them, Antonio Sivera (Wasserman) of Alaves gave away a penalty and only saved one shot in the entire game as Valladolid picked up their first win of the season by three goals to two. Karl Hein (Wasserman) was the keeper for Valladolid. Then Pepelu (Wasserman) got red carded for Valencia allowing Las Palmas their first win of the year. Six players in this Valencia vs Las Palmas game were represented by Wasserman. The defeat leaves Valencia at the bottom of the table. We have been told that the Clown is considering taking on Valencia owner Peter Lim. We would strongly suggest that this is not a very good idea.
The Clown's continued targeting of Wayne Rooney continued (simply because Rooney's wife has demolished Vardy's wife in the Wagatha Christie trial). Firstly there was a first half red card in the defeat at Cardiff and secondly Bali Mumba (Wasserman) made the critical error that led to the goal in Plymouth's 1-0 defeat at Millwall (managed by Neil Harris of Wasserman). The Football Association had given Rooney a touchline ban for the Cardiff game after he objected to the officiating in a previous match against Blackburn (managed by John Eustace of Wasserman). The FA mustn't like Rooney as they never even responded to his application for the England manager post. The Cardiff and Millwall games were particularly key as they are Plymouth's rivals in the fight against relegation from the Championship.
The Guardian (under the Clown's control) ran two headline articles last Saturday morning pointing out the data that damned Ten Hag and his precarious position as Manchester United manager. This was weird journalism because the game between Manchester United and Brentford was an agreed result with a one goal margin (as the Clown was well aware). Brentford were heavily backed +1.5 on the Asian Handicaps before Rasmus Hojlund (represented by SEG) scored the winning goal past Mark Flekken (SEG) saving the job of Erik ten Hag (SEG). Rene Hake (the United assistant manager is also a SEG man). Elsewhere, Joachim Andersen (SEG) of Fulham got himself red carded against Aston Villa.
Last year, the Clown was behind the mailicious release of fake information which undermined Lucas Paqueta's proposed move to Manchester City. Paqueta called for an FA inquiry into these fake leaks which became a stance mocked last weekend in the Guardian. Here is our original article on this case - Paqueta
The Guardian also decided to entirely hide the fact that John Stones (Wasserman) was one of the partying players who put professionalism in second place at Benjamin Mendy's raves. Stones has been made England captain via Wasserman control structures.
Even at the peripheries, the Clown distorts footballing integrity in his serial abuse of the fans who, in effect, pay his wages.
The FA has announced a five match ban for Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis for the crime of standing up to rogue officiating and the presence of the Clown in the Premier League. Marinakis was livid at the incredibly twisted officiating of Josh Smith in the game against Fulham. The Forest owner's crime was to spit on the ground. 5 game ban, for that? Yet the PGMOL obviously weren't happy with Smith's performance either as he hasn't had a Premier League referee or VAR appointment since. Interestingly, we have some very interesting stuff linking the nonsenses in the Forest versus Fulham match with insider trading in the markets. Sweet.
Last weekend, the Guardian ran a puff piece on Caoimhin Kelleher (Wasserman) prior to the Liverpool vs Chelsea game.
New Match of the Day pundits include a matchfixing player ███ █████ plus Theo Walcott (Wasserman) and Phil Jones (Wasserman). It is critical for the Clown to launder his processes in the mainstream media.
Serial managerial failure Neil Critchley (Wasserman) has landed upon Heart of Midlothian as new manager.
David James (formerly represented by the Clown) was a Guardian media presence simply for being involved in the half time spectacle of fun at Anfield where he played pantomime villain in return for column inches in the mainstream media.
All In (Poker Play)
These shenanigans count as strategy in the Clown's universe.
His orchestration of the 'Football Leaks' scam where information was secreted and doctored to enable the Premier League case against Manchester City to exist has split the Premier League in two and one club that the Clown believes is in his camp are actually working with Manchester City in the current court case.
The Super League (World or European) is much more likely to come about as an unintended consequence of the Clown's attempts at strategic foresight.
The nonsenses outlined above are just par for the Clown course every single weekend.
Football in England has two potential routes ahead - the Clown or the Lizard.
Fans should pray that the Lizard is victorious in this Cup Final.
Football is Fixed (as torque show hosts) would trade heavily on a Lizard victory - The Lizard Is The Winner
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